1) What is "The Trilogy"?

Episode 1, 2, and 3
Episode 4, 5, and 6
Which trilogy?
There's a trilogy?

2) Who is the coolest Jedi ever?

Luke
Anakin
Vader
Who needs Jedi?
What's a Jedi?

3) Ewoks or Jawas?

Ewoks
Jawas
Eh?

4) Do you know how a lightsaber works?

You bet!
No, but I can swing it around.
Not a clue!
Light... saber...?

5) Do you want a lightsaber?

YES!
No, lightsabers are for weenies.
I don't get it...

6) Do you already own a lightsaber?

Of course I do!
No, but I want one bad!
No way. I'm not a geek!
I can have one..?

7) Did you make it yourself?

Yep, and boy am I proud.
No, do you have a blueprint I could borrow?
These questions are stupid.

8) What is the Force?

It's a mystical magical energy field!
It's a hokey religion.
It has something to do with physics... I think...

9) Do you always capitalize "Force"?

Absolutely.
No, why should I?
I still don't know what the Force is!

10) What color would your lightsaber be?

Red
Blue
Green
Yellow
Purple
Orange

11) Is the EU canon to you?

Yes
No
What's EU?
What's canon?

12) Have you ever dressed up as a Star Wars character for halloween?

Yes, and everybody knew it!
Yes, but nobody could tell...
No way. What do you take me for?

13) Do you own some kind of Star Wars encyclopedia?

Of course.
Not a chance. Someone might find out.

14) Do you own more than one?

Yes, I own a couple.
I own them all!
Stop talking! Someone might hear you!

15) Have you read any of the books?

Yes, some of them are good.
No, I refuse to partake in this... infatuation.
There are books?!!

16) Have you read them all?

Yes, of course!
I have read all of them... except the accursed NJO!
No, of course not. I have a life, you know.
Wait... there are BOOKS, you said?

17) Have you disowned NJO yet?

With all my heart and soul.
What are you talking about? NJO was great.
What's NJO?

18) Single, staff, or dual?

Huh?
Single
Staff
Dual

19) Darth Vader or Anakin?

Darthie!
Anakin!
Um... they're the same person...
Whowhat?

20) Luke: dead, or alive?

Dead. Very very dead.
Don't die, Luke! Use the Force!
He's dead? When did that happen?
I'm confused...