1) Have you ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan?

Yes
No

2) Have you ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception?

Yes
No

3) Have you ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on?

Yes
No

4) Have you had to come in the house when the street lights came on?

Yes
No

5) Have you ever had a candy lady in your neighborhood?

Yes
No
My house was the candy lady

6) Can you count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis?

Yes
No

7) Have you ever had to pick your own switch or belt?

Both
No
Just one of them

8) Have you ever been beaten with an extension cord?

Yes
No

9) Have you ever had to walk to or home from school?

Yes
No

10) Have you ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me?" or "Can I have a chance?"

Yes
No

11) Have you ever used dish washing liquid for bubble bath?

Yes
No

12) Have you ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn't have any sugar?

Yes
No
I kept it until I got sugar

13) Have you ever played any of the following games? hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I?, or red light..yellow light..green light 123!

1
2
3
4
0

14) Did your neighborhood have an ice cream man?

Yes
No
He also rang the bell
The bell was R&B

15) Do you remember any of the following candies? cherry clans, lemon heads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, "Wine" Candy (jolly ranchers), jaw breakers, and candy necklaces

None of them
1, 2 or 3
4, 5 or 6
7 or 8
9 or 10
11 or 12

16) Do you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers"?

Yes
No

17) Have you ever run from the police on foot?

Yes
No
I got away

18) Do you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set?

Yes
No
I owned some

19) Have you ever had reusable grease in a container on your stove?

Yes
No

20) Are the batteries in your remote control held in by a piece of tape?

Yes
No

21) Have you ever used any of the following for drinking glasses? Jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.

1
2
3
all of them

22) Have you ever covered your furniture in plastic?

Yes
No

23) Have the heels of your feet ever looked like you had been kicking flour?

Yes
No

24) Hve you ever worn any of the following fragrances? Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.

0
1, 2 or 3
4, 5 or 6
7
8
All of them

25) Have you ever used Tussy?

Yes
No

26) Have you never been to the dentist?

Yes
No
Yup and also the doctor

27) Have you ever worn clothes with the tag still on them?

Yes
No

28) Have you acquainted with someone with a name as follows. Kay-Kay, Lee-Lee, Ree-Ree, Ray-Ray, etc.

Yes
No

29) Have you ever paged yourself for any reason?

Yes
No

30) Have you ever worn house shoes outside of the house?

Yes
No

31) Did you add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc)?

Yes
No

32) You pronounce words like this (skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), member (remember), frigerator, etc.)

I don't use those words
maybe just one
2 or 3
4+

33) Do you use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig and nem' or momma and nem')?

Yes
No

34) Have you ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed?

Yes
No

35) Have you ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat?

Yes
No

36) Have you ever asked a perfect stranger to take a picture with you and told your friends it was someone you dated?

Yes
No

37) Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it.

Yup, that's me
No, eww

38) Have you ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night?

Yes
No

39) Have you ever left a social gathering with a plate?

Yes
No

40) Did you ever leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/or jelly?

Yes
No

41) Do you think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid?

Yes
No

42) Is it impossible for you to hold a glass because of the length of your nails?

Yes
No

43) Do the gold teeth in your mouth spell words?

Yes
No

44) Do you not own your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's?

Yes
No

45) Have you ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door?

Yes
No

46) Have you ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair?

Yes
No

47) Do you constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?"

Yes
No

48) Do you answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box

Yes
No

49) Do you know a child who can't speak, but can do the "bank-head bounce"?

Yes
No

50) Do you think Tupac is still alive?

Yes
No