1) bunnies

YAY - ALL THE BUNNIES ARE STABBING EACHOTHER !!!
what's that mean??
bunnies make me want to hug myself

2) what do you think of clowns?

rollercoasters are fun
clowns scare me and that's a good thing becasue I like to be scared
everybody run away!!!
kitty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3) why can't the lemons and the pancakes just get along?

they're stupid
i like pointy things.....
why can't we all just get along?.......

4) if your car was on fire while you were going down the road, you would...

put it out
drive it into your enemy's house
get out and run away screaming
break out the marshmallows and throw a party
TURKEY!!!!!!!!

5) which of the following female rock-stars is your favorite

Pat Benatar
Janis Joplin
Joan Jett
Michael Jackson
i don't like rock (if you pick this, you're stupid!!)

6) how much wood could a woddchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

a lot
woodchucks can't chuck wood
what's a woodchuck?
I WANT PANCAKES!!!!!

7) if aliens were invading, you would.....

run away and hide
throw a welcome party
hijack their ship and set it on fire
demand that they give Elvis back

8) "i don't understand why one half of the world is still crying, when the other half of the world is still crying too...."
- Janis Joplin, 1970

huh??
it's the truth - ROCK ON JANIS !!!!!
THE EVIL COWS ARE COMING TO GET ME !!!!!

9) where do you consider a fun place to hang out?

Wal-Mart
home
The Forest of Psychedelic Wonders
outer space

10) one day i died and i don't remember much after that

umm, ok
HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP - ME TOO !!!!!
i like poetry, and classical music, and poking dead things with sticks
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE FISH ARE COMING!!

11) what did Alfred Hitchcock do?

he died
he made all those scary movies
who is that??
THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING ME PARANOID WITH THEIR SATTALITES CONSTANTLY WATCHING ME!!

12) are you happy

what does that have to do with this test?
yes
no
YAY - I WANT TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF!!!!!

13) if someone gave you a hearse, you would...

sell it
drive it a while
call 'Pimp My Ride'
drive it into the woods and set it on fire
dress up as the Grim Reaper and go through a drive-thru

14) do you find that scaring people is fun?

Yes
No
yes - i even scare myself and that's a good thing because i like to be scared

15) why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side
he wanted to
he was drunk and he thought the other side would be less stupid