You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?

  "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?" - Science
  "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!" - Speech
  Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault. - Melee
  Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant. â�� Sneak

While working as an intern in the Clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?

  Amputate the foot before the infection spreads - Melee
  Scream for help - Speech
  Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities - Medicine
  Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads – Science

You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the Vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?

  Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be OK - Speech
  Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment - Unarmed
  Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate - Sneak
  Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer – Nothing

Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another Vault resident. What do you do?

  Obey your elder and kill the Vault resident with the pistol. - Small Guns
  Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life. - Barter
  Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss. - Big Guns
  Throw your tea in granny's face. – Explosives

Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?

  Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door - Lockpick
  Trade a Vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock. - Explosives and Barter
  Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off. - Energy Weapons
  Just walk away and let the old coot rot. – Repair

Oh, no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

  A bullet to the brain - Small guns
  Large doses of anti-mutagen agent - Medicine
  Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion. - Barter
  Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser - Energy Weapons

A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. What's the best way to obtain it?

  Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions - Barter
  Steal the comic book at gunpoint - Small guns
  Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk - Sneak
  Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka-Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious. – Medicine

You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....

  Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood. - Repair
  Put a firecracker in the toilet. That's sure to cause some chaos - Explosives
  Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills - Medicine
  Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves – Lockpick

Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?

  The Overseer
  The Overseer
  The Overseer
  The Overseer