Ok, first question. What is their bedtime, set up by you?

  I let them pull some all nighters.
  Well, midnight.
  10pm, they feel ok by now
  9pm, the usual.
  8pm.
  7pm, they'll have to speedrun dinner now.

Do you often favor 1 kid over the others?

  No. We are all meant to be equal.
  I do, but I treat them like everyone else
  I do and treat them a little better.
  I do and trust me, I love them
  I do, and all the kids might be jealous of how I treat them so well.

How much of the time do you give them what they want?

  100%
  80%
  60%
  40%
  20%
  I don't give anything to them, not even a single speck of dust.

Here is a scenario. Your kids got invitations to a party that starts tomorrow, but they also have homework. What do you do?

  Let them have the party.
  Let them have the party, but they have to do homework while at it.
  Only if they have good grades.
  Say no and tell them to do homework
  Say no, and tell them to go hit the chores now for asking

Do your kids seem to like you?

  Always.
  About most of the time.
  Some of the time.
  Rarely. I might be too strict.
  Never. Not in a million years.

The principal calls, and you pick the phone up. He says that your kids have been bullying another student. What should you do?

  Hang up immediately.
  Say sorry for their behavior.
  Make your kids say sorry for their behavior
  Punish your kids with a time out
  Have your kids spend quality time with the principal (which is detention)
  Have your kids do extra chores, and have them spend quality time with the victim

Do you often get mad that your kids did something?

  No.
  Only if they're bad
  Yes
  Yes, ALL the time for the littlest things.

What grade level is acceptable for your kids?

  I accept anything.
  At least a B
  B+
  Anything above A-
  A or higher
  A+, they need perfection
  Straight A+, they really need perfection
  They are all too low!

Are you often a control freak to your kids?

  No.
  Rarely.
  Some of the time.
  Most of the time.
  Yes, they need to work harder and harder!

Last question: How much stress do you have when your kids play?

  No stress, I would join them
  I only have a little stress so I feel ok
  Slight madness; Nothing that some quality time to myself wouldn't fix
  A lot of stress, I might tell my kids to keep it down
  Wait... STRESS??? HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT STRESS, I wanna see you handle your kids being annoying, some cocomelon playing on TV, a huge mess, and other stuff... HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT STRESS... ARGHHHH!!!

Did you like this test? This does not affect the score.

  Yes!
  I sure did!
  Well, not really.
  I don't even know man.