NerdTests.com Test: Will I make you poo your pants?

Will you pass all of these challenges or will you end up with a poo in your pants? I recommend you need to go before taking this test otherwise there isn’t really much of a point and also make sure you remain fully clothed until after the test has ended.

How bad do you need to go?

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Stand up where you are, close your eyes, and imagine being able to let it out into the toilet. Now push gently for 5 seconds.

I need to go more
I need to go a lot more
I pooped a little bit
I messed myself

Lower to a squat and completely relax for five seconds.

I need to go a little more
I really need to go now
Some came out
I messed myself completely

Begin to stand up but stop halfway. Now push slightly and push for twenty seconds. You may stop it if you feel it sliding out.

Need to go soon
Need to go either now or RIGHT NOW
I little bit fell into my pants
I couldn’t stop it in time

Kneel down, lean forward and push for 15 seconds.

I need to poo more
I am on the verge of losing it
A piece fell out
I pooed my pants

Sit down on a chair and push as if you are on the toilet.

I haven’t gone yet
Almost went but the chair stopped it
I lost some
My underwear is filled to the brim

Lie down on your stomach and push, stop when you feel it coming out.

Not gone yet
I nearly went
I might have let a little go
I let it all out

Stay on your stomach. Push hard for 30 seconds and this time, if you feel it coming, do not do anything to stop it.

I am doing well
I almost went
I lost some
I filled my pants

Stand up straight and push for 7 seconds.

Still clean
I can feel it coming
A small piece dropped out
It’s filling my pants

10)

Lower to a squat and push for 15 seconds.

Nothing yet
I’m only just still clean
I can feel it sliding out
I can feel my pants bulging

11)

Go back into the same position as question 4. This time, you cannot to anything to stop it until the time is up

Clean
I feel something
I pooed somewhat
I filled my pants

12)

Sit on the toilet and push as if pooing normally.

Still clean
Tiny poo in my pants
Half of my poo is in my pants
I mean, at least I went over the toilet

13)

Choose one of the positions out of the following.

Standing straight up
Sitting on a chair
Sitting on the toilet
Squatting
Half squatting
Lying on your stomach

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In what ever position you chose, relax for 5 seconds. After that, push for 45. If you feel the poo start to slide out, you cannot finish the quiz unless you go in your pants.

Clean
A few skid marks
A small bump in the seat of my underwear
My underwear is completely soiled

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