First, we’re gonna start off easy. (^_−)−☆ ‘K, what condiment does Patrick think is an instrument?

  Ketchup?
  Relish?
  Mayonnaise?
  Mustard?

When Patrick raises his hand a second time (without saying anything), what does Squidward say?

  “The owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on.”
  “Horseradish is not an instrument either.”
  “Well, maybe we wouldn’t play so bad if some of us didn’t have big meaty claws!”
  “Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quiet, nobody can hear us.”

Finish the sentence.

“Nobody can know the secret of the secret box. NOBODY!!! Not even—“

  Squidward’s nose?
  Squidward’s clarinet?
  Squidward’s paintings?
  Squidward’s house?

When SpongeBob and Patrick go on the wrong bus, where they go instead of home?

  Goofy Goobers?
  Rock Bottom?
  The Krusty Krab?
  The future?

Let’s move on to season 3, 4, and 5! What does Squidward get stuck in his throat?

  His clarinet reed?
  Gary’s chew toy?
  His paintbrush?
  SpongeBob’s spatula?

SpongeBob was working 24 hour shifts for 43 days making 10,000 krabby patties! Now that he goes insane, what does he see?

  Talking spatulas?
  10,000 Planktons?
  Killer krabby patties?
  Falling money?

What does SpongeBob and Patrick use to steal her spy equipment?

  Kickboxing skills against Sandy?
  Sandy’s knock-out ray?
  Hypnosis?
  A flashlight to make Sandy blind?

When Plankton was the owner of the Krusty Krab, what was the problem for SpongeBob’s weekly performance review?

  SpongeBob put in less lettuce?
  SpongeBob forgot the drinks?
  SpongeBob was flipping patties wrong?
  SpongeBob used to much sauce?

These last questions are gonna be super hard!!! Why can’t SpongeBob and Patrick get into Greg’s summer shindig?

  They’re not tan?
  They can’t swim?
  They don’t know how to dance?
  They are weak?

What do SpongeBob and Patrick spend all there money on when they get lost in the woods?

  All the candy in a candy machine?
  A bike?
  All the stuff in a tourist trap?
  An expensive toy?

LAST ONE!!! If you get this, you know more SpongeBob than me! What is the latest SpongeBob SquarePants episode?!?!

  Food PBBBFT! Truck?
  Squidtastic Voyage?
  Lockdown for Love?
  Patrick the Mailman?