Your first friend out of five is James. James is your second closest fat friend, and you hang out alot. James is 198 pounds and is five foot 5 inches. He loves taking his shirt off, eating, and being lazy. He's deffintly your dumbest obese friend but it makes up with some funny outcomes. One day after school, James decides to get some snacks and chill. James falls asleep with a big burp and in a food coma. You lay down and accidently on James's big belly. What does it feel like?

  Like a Normal Pillow
  Stiff as a Rock
  Deffinitly Soft, tub of lard.
  Incredibly soft, better than a pillow

Few days later, James decides to lay down on the ground and he's out cold. You don't want to leave James sleeping on the ground so you try to pick him up. What's the result

  Pretty hard to pull him up but not impossible
  My friend is deffinitly a big guy, but I managed to lift his belly up onto the couch
  James is obese and hard to lift. He was too heavy to lift

James, the clutz he is, slips onto you and his butt falls on your face. He farts on you, what happens?

  Died before he farted (crushed)
  stinks, but nothin much
  Smelled really bad but could just barely manage it
  fainted because of the stink of his lard

Charlie is doing an am I fat test and needs your help, you have to try to lift charlie up and see how easy it is. What's the result

  Charlie is lifted off the ground.
  Charlie lifted just a few inches above the ground.
  Charlie stays still not being lifted even a millimeter off the ground.
  Charlie falls over and burps while falling over onto you.

You and charlie head into the deep woods nearby and you reach an area with thick bushes and trees all close together. You know that you can navigate through the shrubs but you don't know if charlie is thin enough to get through.

  He easily made it through the trees and didnt even have to burp to get through
  Charlie Just barley made it through but farted once or twice when his butt got stuck in the trees
  He got stuck when he went through and had to take his shirt off in order to go through
  Charlie had to not just take off his shirt to slim through but you needed to tug on his arms and belly in order to make that gut go through. He finally made it when you kicked his giant butt through the bushes.
  he got stuck and couldnt make it through

Noah is youre most piggish friend, with the a chubby face, and belly that looks like a greedy pig. He is five foot 4 inches making him shorter than average. He weighs 215 pounds which makes him incredibly dense. He enjoys shaking his moobs, sitting around, farting, and being gluttonus. your in gym class with Noah and you are partners. The teacher says you have to hold your partner up while they do a squat hold. (holding their butt/back incase they fall) what's the result

  Noah somehow keeps his belly up strait for the 2 minutes you have to hold it
  Noah slips at 1:30 but you are able to hold him up
  Noah slips at 1:00 but he's too heavy for you to hold up so both of you fall over and he falls ontop of your face
  Noah falls at 45 seconds and falls onto you but also farts on your face.

you and Noah are hanging out at his house. He's shirtless as always. At the end of the day, you wake him up and he tells you goodbye. All of a sudden when your whispering to him, he releases a huge burp, does it stink?

  Smells like nothing
  Smells as if he has never brushed his teeth
  Noah's burp smells like a big bottle of coke and a giant platter of food
  His burp smelt so bad that you fell asleep onto his big fat roll pillow

You, Noah, and all your other friends are hanging out and Noah is dared to shake his big belly and moobs, what does it look like?

  Looks like water rippling
  Shaking folds apon folds of fat
  Noah's belly looks like a big fat pigs
  Noah looks like a giant hippo

Your favorite fat friend Brian is next. He is your oldest friend and has always been fat and short. He is your shortest friend at five foot 2 inches tall. He weighs 220 pounds! He loves his belly, moobs, and double chin. He enjoys farting on his friends, eating, being lazy, bumping bellies with fat friends. Since he's the shortest, Brian has the biggest moobs, and the widest belly. One day, you, Brian, and James are walking in the same woods charlie got stuck in. you pass this 30 foot long log that many people enjoy crawling through. since it's cuite thin, it's unknown if either Brian or James can fit through the whole way! what do you think happens?

  James and Brian and somehow able to get through without your help.
  Incredibly, James and brian can get through but they both get stuck twice. James goes first and stupidly leaves his arms to his sides and is too thick to make it through the thinnest part. He also gets stuck in the middle when his fat roll is caught in a twig. He eventually gets through. Brian on the other hand, due to his large bottom brian has to squirm his way through the beggining and then gets his bum stuck at the end which means that James has to tug on his head to get him through.
  James gets stuck three times, at the beggining when his fat roll is too thick for him to move over a passing twig. he also needs help getting passed the skinniest part where his love handles get stuck. He also gets trapped at the end and will have to rely on Brians weight to bring him down. Well it's too bad for Brian because he gets stuck even before his full body gets through. You have to push brians butt into the log. in order for him to start his journey. unfortunatly for brian, James had mexican food earlier and leaks out a huge fart. Brian is almost knocked out for a moment due to the stink but then informs you that he's stuck. The only way out if for you to crawl through and push him to the end. As you push brian he begins to let out burps from the liter of soda he drank earlier. Brian lets out a fart right infront of you. It's so bad you have to put your head down but the only place to put your head is on Brians doughy butt. 10 minutes later you finally make it to the end of the log. Briant shoves Jam

Your hanging out with everyone at Brians house, and everyone is taking an am I fat test. You have to squish Brians belly, stomach and moobs and tell him what you feel. What would you say? (look at his moob in the pic)

  You are surprised that Brians stomach isnt as squishy as it looks and say he's soft
  Brian has mountains of lard and pounds apon pounds of squishy lard but you don't hurt his feeling and say he's decently big
  You try to spare his embarrasment but he's so thick that you say he's incredibly squishy

Brian loves farting so your used to him farting all the time. Noah and Brian enjoy farting on each other to see who can take it longer. Brians alway incredibly tired after his farting matches so you decide to let him sit and then fart onto you since you're such a good friend. What happens when he releases the stinky gas!

  You are happy that it didnt smell bad and he is lighter than he looks
  You can manage the fart but he's just too fat for you to hold so you slap his butt to get him off of you
  You begin to indulge in the fart and then he sits on you. he weighs too much for you and when he farts, you faint due to his poundage, and stink
  Brian immidiatly farts and you faint since his fart combined with the smell of his sweat is that bad

Your final and fattest friend is Nick, Nick is the talles and is five foot 7 inches and weighs a whopping 235 pounds. he is the biggest and most gluttonish. He eats the most and is way fatter than your other friends. Since he's icnredibly fat he is always sweating and stinky. You have to put your hand under his biggest fat roll and feel the sweat and fatness as a dare from James, Charlie, Brian, and Noah. You begin to put the hand under the dangerously large roll of fat...

  Your hand completely disappears under the mountain of lard. with the feeling of sweat and as if the skin under the fat has never been cleaned
  your hand is easily seen and it can barley fit under the roll
  Nicks sweaty folds are just big enough to hide your hand

from another bet lost, you have to let Nick sit on your lap and wait how much you can last of his fatness and stinkness

  Nick isn't too too heavy, just enough to manage being sat on
  Nick sits on you but he leaks out a fart. you are just able to let the stink out of your nose.
  Nick is so sweaty his slips off of your lap
  Nick burps on you and farts so you begin to let him slip off of you

You, Nick, Charlie, James, Noah, and Brian decide to have a wrestling match. everyone takes their shirts off to make it easier to grip eachother and the match begins on Nicks bed and whoever falls off is out. What is most likely going to happen?

  Somehow you win! Charlie gets tripped by you, and falls off the bed. Nick sits and farts on James knocking him out. Nick is attacked by brian but Brian is able to burp in Nicks face distracting him. While Nicks distracted, Brian belly bumps nick off but also falls off with him. Noah tries to tackle you but you somehow grab his moobs and shove him off the bed.
  Charlie wins! he tackles you and kicks you off, Brian is pushed off by James. When James, Charlie, and Noah team up on Nick, James is tricked into falling off the bed and you and Brian are perfect pillows for James's belly. Noah, and Charlie trip Nick off and then Nick brings Noah down with him.
  Noah wins by burping and farting. Noah trips and then sits on James while he burps in Charlies face. you and Noah team up and use his belly to bump Nick off. Finally, Noah farts behind you and knock you down.
  Nick easily wins. he sits on you easily taking you out, James falls over when trying to kick Nick. Nick also grabs charlie and shoves him infront of Brian, taking them both out. Finally, Noah is shoved into Brians rolls falling off.

Who was your favorite friend!

  James
  Charlie
  Noah
  Brian
  Nick