Welcome to the quiz designed to test & torment your bladder! Let's start with some basic info: What is your gender?

  I'm a girl.
  I'm a guy.
  I identify as neither.
  I'd prefer not to say.

Alright, now just how strong do you feel your bladder is in general?

  Very strong: I pretty much never struggle to hold it in!
  Pretty strong: I can hold it almost for a whole day if I need to!
  Average: I usually don't struggle to hold it in, but I'm nothing out of the ordinary.
  Kinda weak: I feel like I pee a lot more than most people and I sometimes struggle to hold it.
  Very weak: I really struggle to hold it, even when I have to!
  Incredibly weak: I literally feel like I can't hold it for even a second whenever I have to go.

Are you in a situation where you could use the bathroom if you chose to?

  Yes, I'm at home and the bathroom's free.
  Yes, I'm near a restroom in public.
  No, I'm outside and I don't know where the nearest restroom is.
  No, I'm near a bathroom but it's occupied.
  If you count peeing outside as "using the bathroom", then yes, I suppose.

Alright, let's get into it for real now! How badly do you feel like you have to go right now? (If you wet yourself at any point during the quiz, just pick the final option on every question.)

  Not at all.
  I guess I could go if I really wanted to.
  It's noticeable, but it's not bad yet.
  Pretty badly... I should visit the toilet soon.
  Really badly! I hope this quiz isn't too long!
  I'm bursting! Where's the bathroom?!

Push down hard on your bladder once, how did that feel?

  Um... I didn't feel anything?
  I can tell there's a little pee in there, but it's really no big deal.
  Yeah, okay, that was some pressure. I have to pee...
  Sharp pain, really need a bathroom break right now!
  Ah- I almost let a little bit out! It's really, really full!
  Well, I wet myself as soon as I touched it... so I'm guessing it was very full.

Now then, stand up straight, close your eyes and imagine peeing into a toilet for 10 seconds. How does that make you feel?

  Like I just wasted 10 seconds of my life?
  Eh, might be nice, but didn't do much for me.
  Ahh, I bet that'd feel really good right about now...
  Okay, I really need that now... How much longer do I have to wait?
  Ah- I just spurted at the thought! Can't hold it much longer!
  Ahhhh... that feels so good... wait, why do I feel wet?

What are you doing to hold it in right now?

  Hold what in?
  Nothing so far, but I can feel that I need to go a little.
  I've started fidgeting a little... I have to go.
  Squirming around, occasionally crossing my legs. This is getting bad...
  Legs crossed together firmly, can't sit still, really need the toilet!
  Anything I can at this point, I'm about to burst!
  *Pees* Well, I'm not really doing anything anymore...

Let yourself pee, but just for one second. Did you manage to stop it?

  Literally couldn't pee. Nothing in there to let out.
  Yeah, that was pretty easy but I could've gone longer if I wanted to.
  Did it, but it was kinda hard to stop...
  That was a little more than one second... my bladder is really full.
  Can't. Stop. Spurting!
  I wasn't able to stop it. Like, at all...

You're over halfway done with the tasks now, so tell me how much longer can you wait?

  Like forever. Still don't have to pee at all.
  Probably a few hours still
  And hour, maybe two at a pinch. I have to pee.
  Half an hour tops, I really need to go!
  Until the end of the quiz, if I'm luck! I'm really, really desperate!
  Peeing as we speak... couldn't hold it.

If you can, get a bottle or glass of water and pour it out slowly in front of yourself. If not, listen to the sounds of running water for 30 seconds.

  Well that was weird. Still don't have to go though.
  Made me think of peeing. I have to go a little now...
  That made me need to pee a lot! Please tell me I get to go to the bathroom soon!
  Almost made me leak... I really can't hold it much longer now!
  That's it- if this quiz doesn't end now I'm peeing! My bladder can't wait anymore!
  No- Ah- *pees*

Push your bladder against a surface (desk, chair, shelf etc). How did that feel?

  Not great, but my bladder's still empty.
  A little uncomfortable... Maybe I should visit the bathroom soon.
  Very uncomfortable, my bladder's pretty full and really doesn't need any more pressure!
  Ah- I almost just let a bit out! I have to pee so bad now...
  Spurted like crazy, almost couldn't stop it! I. need. to. PEE! NOW!
  Started peeing and couldn't stop it, but I feel muuuch better now!

Squat down as low as you can and let another little spurt out.

  Squatted down, nothing in there to let out though.
  Felt a little uncomfortable, but I managed!
  Ooh, I really wanted to keep peeing... are we done yet?
  Really struggled to get it under control again... Don't make me wait much longer!
  A-Ah, I almost couldn't stop it- where's the bathroom?!
  Wet myself as soon as I squatted down... sorry.

You're nearly at the end now, but keep holding it! Now spread your legs out and stretch your hands as far as you can above your head.

  Cool yoga-pose, but didn't make me have to pee at all.
  I just felt a little pee in my bladder.
  Okay, this is difficult- can I just go pee already?
  Really struggling to hold it in... I need the toilet, now!
  Almost wetting myself, keep leaking, WHEN IS THIS OVER?!
  Okay, I don't care if it's nearly the end I can't wait anymore- *pees*

Okay, final task now: Spread your legs and stop everything you're doing to hold it in for 10 seconds, then do 5 squats and to finish it off, squat down low and push on your bladder 5 times.

  Still nothing, sorry.
  Okay, that actually made me need to go a bit.
  Gosh, that was hard...I'm really glad that was the last question!
  Oh no, some of it came out! Can I please use the toilet now?
  Literally can't stop spurting, I'm seconds away from wetting myself, LET. ME. PEE!
  No, just a little longer- but I can't hold it! *pees*

Okay, we're done with the tests now! How's that bladder of yours holding up?

  Still completely empty!
  Starting to fill up a little, I guess.
  Pretty full, I can tell I have to pee...
  REALLY full! Thank god the test's over!
  Can't... hold... it... anymore...
  Well I peed so it's empty now...

Aaaand there we go, quiz over! Ready for your results?

  Sure, but I'm guessing they won't be super interesting.
  Alright, I might go pee afterwards though.
  Yes please! I need the toilet so let's get this over with...
  Hurry, hurry, hurry...
  YES, RIGHT NOW I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE!
  Well I... might have just wet myself, so take your time...