So, let's start out with a little basic info... How strong is your bladder in general?

  Incredibly strong, I can hold for DAYS if I have to!
  Pretty strong, I can usually hold it for a whole day if I have to!
  Average, I'm alright at holding it but I'm nothing special.
  Kinda weak, I feel like I have to pee more than most people...
  Very weak, I really struggle to hold it in, even when I have to!
  Incredibly weak, I feel like I always have to pee, and I really struggle to hold it!

Alright, so tell me... just how bad do you feel like you have to go right now?

  Not at all!
  Could go if I really wanted to.
  Eh, I guess I have to pee a little. Barely noticeable though, to be honest.
  Yeah, I have to go. Not desperate yet though.
  Honestly, I have to go pretty bad... Where's the bathroom?
  I really have to go... How much longer is this quiz?
  I'm desperate! I feel like I'm about to burst any second now...

Now then, let's start with a few tests... Push on your bladder once. How did it feel?

  Literally didn't feel anything.
  Tiny little tingle, but nothing major.
  A bit of pressure, kinda need to pee now...
  A lot of pressure! I need a toilet...
  Ah- Almost wet myself! I can't hold it much longer!
  Some of it came out...

Now, let some out for just one second. Doesn't matter where, just stop it as soon as you can.

  Couldn't do it. Nothing in there to let out.
  Okay, did it but it didn't do much.
  Did it, but I could've done with going a little longer...
  Ah, did it but it was pretty hard to stop... Can I go pee now?
  That was more than one second... I'm getting really desperate now.
  Oh no, I keep spurting! Please, no more tests I gotta go NOW!
  Couldn't stop it- *pees*

Almost halfway done now! How're you holding up there?

  Fine, you?
  I'm alright, but I think I might go pee after this.
  Gotta pee, but I can hold it...
  Really desperate... I hope the second half won't be too long.
  I'm gonna burst... not sure I can wait any longer!
  Well, I've wet myself so better now, I guess...?

Now, spread your legs apart as far as you can, and stretch your arms up above your head.

  Ok...?
  Hmm... kinda makes me have to pee.
  Ooh, okay. I need a bathroom break...
  Almost leaked- gotta go now!
  I spurted! Can't hold it anymore!
  Couldn't hold it, peed everywhere...

Alright, now tell me what you're doing to hold it in?

  Nothing?
  Nothing yet, but I have to go a little.
  Started squirming around a little.
  I'm crossing my legs and squirming around...
  Crossing, squirming, holding myself... I really need the bathroom!
  Literally anything I can- I'm about to go any second!
  *pees* ...Nothing anymore...

Squat down as far as you can and push down on your bladder.

  Uh... okay? Still don't have to pee.
  That made my urge increase a little.
  Mph... Please can I just go to the toilet already?
  Gah- I almost spurted a little!
  Aah- I'm leaking! I. need. a. TOILET!
  Aaah...*pees* ...that's better.

Stop everything you're doing to hold it in for 30 seconds!

  Wasn't doing anything anyways, so that's no problem.
  Alright, no big deal.
  Gotta go... Gotta go... Gotta go...
  Bathroom... I need the bathroom right now! Almost let a little bit out...
  No- I'm spurting... I'm gonna wet myself!
  Can't... hold... it... *pees*

Final task... Relax your bladder and push on it for 5 seconds.

  Still nothing, is it over already?
  Well, that made me need to pee a little!
  Ah... that was hard...
  Ah- Ah- Almost let a little bit out! Gotta gooo!
  Some of it came out-!
  I really can't hold it anymore... I'm spurting so much!
  No... not now- *pees*

Good job getting through the quiz! Ready for your results?

  Sure.
  Yeah, I might go pee afterwards though.
  Yes please, I really gotta go and I don't wanna waste any more time...
  Yes, quickly! I can't wait much longer!
  Just get it over with- I'm about to burst!
  Already wet myself, so take your time...