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Are you monkey?
THIS TEST WILL DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TRUELY MONKEY
On a scale of 1 to 4 how monkey do you feel on a daily basis?
oo oo aa aa
If you could choose between one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Bananas and bugs
How hairy are you?
Practically a naked mole rat
a little fuz
Armpit hair and a luscious chest of hair
No part of my body isn't covered in hair
How would you greet your crush?
"Hey cutie ;)"
"Lets go to dinner!"
"OO OO AA AA" and proceed to throw poo
What do you think of society?
I think we have a great system going for humanity!
It's alright but it could use some work
It's not great but I do think we could improve it
NO SOCIETY ONLY BANANA
Who do you think is more superior on planet earth?
How do you feel about feces?
Ew! I'm glad we have everyday utilities to dispose of it quickly and efficiently!
MUST THROW POO OO OO AA AA
When you see a human being what is your natural response?
Give eye contact and approach with a greeting
Avoid any kind of contact with the person
Pound on your chest and scream at the top of your lungs
What do you think about cars?
They're a great way to get around!
They're alright but I prefer more "green" alternatives
BIG SHINY THING GO FAST ME NO LIKE
overall do you feel like monkey?
Not at all!
Maybe, but that's just because of evolution.
MONKEY RAIN SUPREME ALL HAIL MONKEY
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