Side view

  OMG XD LOL U FAT PIG
  Chubby
  Obese
  Skinny
  Normal

On the floor

  OMG UR SO HUGE LIKE A BALLOON
  chubby
  Normal
  Skinny
  Obese

Grabbing all the fat

  P-I-G STOP EATING
  Porker
  Obese
  Skinny

It kinda rests on my lap

  OMG FAT ALERT
  chub
  Obese
  Skinny

The last time I checked a couple of weeks ago my fat belly was 27 inches

  EEEEW SO HUGE
  Kinda chubby
  Obese
  Skinny

My thigh sitting

  HUGE
  chubby
  Obese
  Skinny

I can't grab all my thigh fat

  EWWWW IF I WHERE YOU ID JUST END URSELF THERES NO FIXING THAT MESS
  CHUBBY
  OBESE
  SKINNY

I should lose

  YOU THINK U CAN LOSE? UR JUST A BLOB YOU'LL NEVER LOSE ALL THAT FAT!
  1-10 lb
  10-20 lb
  20-30 lb
  30-40 lb
  40-50 lb
  50-60 lb
  60+ lb (me: that's more than ¾ of my current body weight OwO)

Is my fat s e x y?

  HELL YES QUEEN GAIN SOME MORE (100+ LB)
  YESSS (90-80) lb
  UMMM OK (80-60 LB)
  I WOULDNT BUT OK (60-30LB)
  OK THEN (30-1LB)
  FAT IS NOT S E X Y!

What's ur favourite part of my fat?

  Nothing
  The rolls
  The size of that fat belly
  Your huge thighs
  The way you eat unhealthy food 2-13 times a day
  Your waist size
  Because you would be so easy to make obese
  Because your chubby and I love feeling that fat

If you where to date me because of my size what would you do

  Make u obese! Ofc
  Poke ur belly
  Tell u how much weight u need to lose
  Talk abt how I'm going to be obese
  Sneak weight gain powder in my food
  Jiggle my belly
  EW DATE A PIG?

After all that I am

  A FATSO WHO WILL NEVER LOSE WEIGHT
  Obese
  Fat
  Chubby
  Pudgy
  Normal
  Slim
  Skinny

My fat is?

  Gross
  S e x y