How much do you need to pee?

  Just went // Not at all.
  Couldn't even if I tried.
  A tiny bit
  Could if wanted
  Not in danger. Yet.
  Need to go soon.
  I need to in about 5 minutes.
  Peeing answering this.
  Oops, just went.

Push against your bladder for 30 seconds. How do you feel? What did it do?

  Hurt a little.
  Nothing.
  A tiny bit.
  Now I could if I tried.
  A drip // A few drips.
  Sprayed a few seconds. Stopped.
  Sprayed a bit, was tough to stop.
  Sprayed, I still am answering this.
  Fountain.

Think about swimming in a pool while looking at this image. Do this for 30 seconds.

  Was that supposed to do something?
  Couldn't even go if tried.
  A drip or a few.
  I could if I tried.
  Not in danger yet.
  Soon.
  I wish I could go in there... oops, I think I sprayed and stopped.
  Spraying while answering.
  Fountain!

Now lean against something for 1 minute and 30 seconds, don't get up even if you have to pee. What happened?

  Leaning on it hurts a little. Wait that was supposed to do something?
  Couldn't even a little.
  A few drips.
  Could if I wanted to.
  Sprayed a tiny bit.
  Sprayed, easy to stop..
  Sprayed, hard to stop.
  Fountain, took forever to stop.

How much longer can you hold it in?

  A loooooong time.
  A few hours.
  Maybe an hour, 45 minutes.
  30-45 minutes
  25 minutes
  15-20 minutes
  A minute.
  2 secon- Oops.

Spread your legs as far out as you can, relax, and stay there for 5 minutes. What happened?

  WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO DO?
  Nothing.
  Drip or something.
  Could pee if I tried.
  Peed.
  Sprayed.
  Sprayed, was hard to stop.
  I dunno, my question is why is there a puddle in-between them?

Listen to a waterfall video on Youtube.

  No! >:D
  Okay. I did.
  Drip or 2.
  A few drips
  Peed a little.
  Sprayed.
  Sprayed and was hard to stop.
  I think that video showed my pee flowing.

Sit on the toilet with your clothes ON. Stay there for 5 minutes don't take your clothes off even if you really have to pee. What happened?

  Nothing.
  Drip or 2.
  My pants are a little wet.
  Wet spot!
  Giant wet spot.
  Puddle in mer panz!

Sit in the same place for 15 minutes, what happened?

  Nothing (LIAR!)
  A few drips.
  Little spot.
  Big spot...
  SsSsssSSSS

Sit on the toilet with your pants on again, but with the sink running. Do this for 7 minutes. Did you pee?

  A few drips (I removed the nothing because you'd be lying)
  Yup.
  A lot.
  Why are my pants wet?

Spread your legs while pressing your bladder for 1 minute.

  A few drips.
  Peed.
  Sprayed, hard to stop.
  Why is there a wet spot between my legs?

Now push hard like your about to pee for 15 seconds.

  I dripped.
  A little wet spot, not too bad.
  Big spot.
  I peed and ran out quick! Wait, I was trying to not? Oh.

Now a scenario, oh yes..
You're in the woods, and had to pee, there are no outhouses around, your friends are nearby, you tell them you'll be right back, you try on a tree, but your pants were stuck. What would you do?

  Pee, and cover it up with something nearby.
  Pretend it was an accident.
  Just go, don't care if my friends see.
  I went while reading this.

Another scenario!
You are driving a car, you were on for 2 hours and went past many waterfalls, you had to pee. There is a mall nearby, you try to go but the line was sooooo long, you didn't bother. You past more waterfalls, and the feel started to fill up, your brother and sister is in the car, what do you do?

  I'd go in a bottle, Hope they don't look.
  Squat out the window, sure it's weird but they won't see... Right?
  Go on the road, sure there were 20 people nearby but, meh.
  Just go in the car.
  Peed thinking of an answer.

Go in the bathroom with your pants on. Sit on the toilet, run the tap, turn on the shower. Do this for 5 minutes, what happened?

  I dripped.
  Wet spot.
  Where did this big wet spot come from?!?
  Ahhhh, much better.

Try to pee, no really. Push hard. Only a second. What happened?

  I tried so hard, I farted.
  I dripped.
  Sprayed.
  R.I.P My pee, 201X-201X.
  AAAAH SPURTING SOMEONE HELP!
  Farted, and peeing nonstop.

Do 50 jumping jacks.

  Yay, exercise!
  Dripped.
  Peed, sorry.
  Peeing answering.

Push on your bladder for 2 minutes.

  Drip island!
  Peed a little.
  My hand is slightly wet.
  SPRAYING
  Couldn't stop.

Take your pants off and push hard, what happened?

  DrIP!
  Blasted a tiny shot out.
  Sprayed.
  BLASTED LIKE A NERF GUN! But longer.
  IMMA FIRIN' MAH PEE LAZAH...

Question number 9 + 10! Lean against a counter for 1 minute. Press hard.

  Drip, a drippity drip drip.
  Peed.
  Spraying.
  I did it successfully, if the point was to pee.

Alright... Now how bad?

  3
  4
  6
  8
  10- uh oh.
  1,000,000- I peed too much so far.

You're finally free! Now you can only pee in one of these places. (Does not effect scores)

  I don't need to.
  A cup
  Garbage can
  On a family member / friend
  On the floor
  On my chair.
  On the road.
  On a store.
  In a store.

Did you like this quiz? (Doesn't effect scores)

  Yes!
  No!

Should I do this quiz myself? (Doesn't effect scores)

  Yes!
  No!