How much do you think you have to pee?

  None!
  A little
  Quite a bit
  A lot, but I'm not getting up.
  I need to pee so move!

Are you doing the potty dance?

  Yes
  No

Are you leaking?

  No
  Yes

Now, imagine you sitting on the toilet...

  No, I don't need to go.
  Got to go a little.
  Starting to leak
  Sounds perfect... *leaks a bit more*
  Ah... *wets pants a little*

Is 1+1 2?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe
  I DON'T KNOW I HAVE TO GO PEE!

Picture yourself swimming in a pool...

  Fun!
  Sound fun I guess
  Oooh, potty-dance in the water! D,:
  *leaks more*
  *pees more in water* What? Fish do it!

Activity: Drink 3 glasses of water, then spread out your legs as far as possible and relax. What happened?

  I did it.
  It was a little hard but I managed
  I had to stop, almost wet myself
  Spurted!
  I wet myself!

Activity: Sit on toilet but do not take off clothes. What happened?

  I got bored
  I have to pee a little now.
  I can hold it for a bit.
  Almost emptied but stopped in time.
  I got up to stop and peed all over the floor! D:

Activity: Walk outside and take off clothes. What happened?

  I did it. Nothing happened.
  I almost didn't do it but I did anyway.
  I did it and almost leaked.
  I leaked on the ground!
  I CAN'T STOP IT!

Activity: Go get a camera and video tape yourself. Stand up in a locked room with your clothes off. What happened?

  I stood there naked.
  I stood there and had to pee a little bit.
  I have to pee a lot now!
  I leaked in front of the camera! And I don't know how to delete it!
  I just totally peed next to the camera. It felt nice.

Have you wet yourself yet?

  No, not yet.
  In a little bit
  Almost
  Doing it now *pees*
  Yes!

If you wet yourself, where did you do it?

  Your car
  Your bed
  Your favorite bowl
  Outside in front of neighbors
  Right on a dog
  You just sat on someone and did your business
  You peed in a cup then gave it to a friend.
  In friends shoes
  You didn't wet yourself.

On a scale from 1-10, how much do you need to pee?

  1
  2
  3
  4
  5
  6
  7
  8

Ok, you can go now. Go enjoy using the bathroom!

  I don't need to
  Maybe in about a hour
  In 20 minutes.
  OK!
  Too late now, kinda already did it...
  I will... ON YOU!