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Sex - No Kicking

There was a little boy that lived on a farm. One morning, his mom told him to go outside and feed the pig, collect the eggs, and milk the cow and when he was done she would have breakfast waiting for him. He was hungry and didn't want to do his chores, so he went outside and fed the pig then kicked the pig, collected the eggs then kicked the chickens, and milked the cow then kicked the cow. When he came back inside, however, there was nothing but an apple waiting for him. "Why do I just get an apple?" he asked. "Well," his mom explained, "I saw you kick the pig, so you get no bacon, I saw you kick the chicken, so you get no eggs, and I saw you kick the cow, so you get no milk." As she finished explaining this, the dad came in, angry, and kicked the cat. The little boy turned to his mom. "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"

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