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Animal - Peacock Son

I was with my dad at the mall and we decided to eat in the food court. There was a teenager sitting at the table beside us and he had a blue orange and green mohawk. My dad kept staring at the teenager until the teenager finally said "What's the matter old man, never did anything wild in your life?" and my dad replied saying "Yeah, I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock, I was just wonderin' if you were my son."

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