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Offbeat - Green Man

There is a green man who lives in a green house, and he was having a green shower in his green bathroom when he heard a knock on his green door. He couldn't find his green towel anywhere, so he went down the green stairs to answer the green door in the nude. At his green doorstep was a young woman, but when she saw the green man, she ran off across the road, only to be hit by a bus.

The moral?
Never cross the road when the green man's flashing!

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