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Animal - Turtles

Two adult turtles and one kid turtle are sitting in a bar, sipping ginger beer, when it suddenly starts raining. One of the adult turtles remembers they had left their umbrella at home, so he asks the young turtle to run home and bring the umbrella. The young turtle sets off on his way home, while the adult turtles stay at the table.

Two weeks later one of the adult turtles says to the other:

"Let's drink little Sammy's ginger beer before it gets spoiled."

Suddenly they hear a tiny voice coming from the door:

"If you guys drink my ginger beer, I won't go get your umbrella!"

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