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Office - The Clock Shop

One day, a man walked into a clock shop. He looked around and saw a whole bunch of clocks! The man went up to the clerks desk and said " I can't beleive you have so many clcoks!". The clerk says "Each clock represents each persons lies". The clerk walks the man around the shop showing him all the clocks. "Here is Lincolns clock and you see, his clock only ticked twice because he lied twice". "Here is O.J Simpson's clock and here his is ticking frequently. The man says "Do you have a clock for Hilary Clinton?". The clerk says "Used to, God has it in his office, he uses it for a fan.

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