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Sex - Heaven
Two men go to heaven. One asks the other how did you die? He says he froze to death.
The other man says, "I came home from work early to catch my wife having an affair, but she was just sitting there watching the TV. I searched everywhere for the guy... under the bed, in the wardrobe... everywhere! But I couldn't find him. I was so hot from the searching that I had a heart attack and died.
The other man says, "Well you should have checked the fridge, then we'd both be alive!!!"