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Animal - Three Guys And A Cow

three guys decide to see what happens when you put a cork up a cows bum and leave it there for 4 weeks. the cow grows 2 times its natural size they also train a monkey to pull corks out of things. after the 4 weeks they set the cow up in position. the first guy stands 10m away the next 20m and the last 30m. the monkey pulls the cork. the third guy is covered to his knees, he digs him self out and goes help the 2nd guy they go to help the first guy whos covered up to his neak they dig him out and he is laghing his head of. they ask him why he is laughting. he tells them you should of seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in.

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