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Bar - Jeanie
A man walked into a bar with a cat and an emu. He ordered a beer, the cat ordered the same but said he wasn't going to pay for it. The Emu ordered a scotch.
The bartender said it would be $11.48 and the man put his hand in his pocket and pulled out the exact amount of change.
The next night the exact same thing happened and it kept on happening for a week intil the bartender asked ' Can you please tell me how you always seem to take out the exact amount of money every time?'
The man replies ' well i had a jeanie. he gave me 2 wishes because he was late for a meeting. i asked him if i could pull out the exact amount of money every time'
The bartender says ' well that logical i guess. but what is with the Emu and that cat?'
'well, i also wished for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy. he got it wrong!'