Other - Ole From Minnesota
Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the streets of the little town of Minnetonka, Minnesota. The policeman, who was a good friend of Ole's, said, "Ole...Vat in da vorld are ya doin'? Vere are your clothes? You're naked!"
"Yah, I know," said Ole. "You see, I vas over to dat 'playboy' Sven's for his birthday party. Dere vas about 28 of us. Der vas boys and girls."
"Is dat right?" his policeman friend asked.
"Yah, yah, anyvay, dat Sven, he says 'Everybody get into the bedroom!' So vee all go into the bedroom. Den he yells, 'Everybody get naked!' Vell, vee all got undressed. Den he yells, 'Everybody go to town!'"
"Oh, my!" exclaimed the policeman.
"Yah, yah, I guess I'm the first one here."