Other - The Nude Woman
One night, an woman, completely nude, walks into a bar, takes a seat, and calls the bartender. She asks:
-Bring me whisky.
And the bartender gives her one dose. While she drinks, he stares at her, looking at every bit of her wondrous naked body. She then orders another dose. The bartender brings the whisky. Again, as she drinks, he once again stares at her body. She finishes the whisky, and orders one more dose. The bartender brings it. As before, she begin to drink, the bartender begin to stare at her again. Annoyed, she asks:
-Why do you keep looking at me like that? Never seen an naked woman before?
-Nah, just figuring where are you keeping the money to pay for the drinks.