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Office - Ceiling Fan

Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. She saw a wall full of clocks, each one with a different person's name on top of each clock.

She asked St. Peter what they were and he replied, "every time someone lies, a minute is taken off their life."

"Well," She said, "where's my husbands? I can't find it."

St. Peter replied, "Its in Jesus' office, he's using it as a ceiling fan."

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