If a kitten begins meowing to your fresh baked muffins, what do you do?

  Scream.
  Panic.
  Call the police.
  Quickly shove all the muffins into your mouth.
  Lock the kitten out of the room.
  Tell the muffins to disregard everything the kitten says.

When you walk outside, you see a group of about 20 kittens. They instantly turn their heads towards you.
What do you do!?

  Scream
  Turn around and pretend to fall down and dont bother to get up like in horrible horror movies.
  Play dead.
  Flee!
  Offer them muffins as a peace treaty.
  Tell them you will be their slave.

You bite into some fresh baked blueberry muffins.
THEY TASTE AWFUL! What do you do?

  Burn them all.
  Just eat them all anyway.
  Check your recipe.
  Stare at them until the move.
  Scream. Then jump off the top of a building.

Mice are all over! They are eating all the muffins!

  Kill the mice.
  Help kill the muffins.
  Recruit the mice.
  Ask them all politeley to leave.
  Scream.

Kittens ask you to join their forces.
They say: "Together, we'd be unstoppable!"
What is your response?

  Woot! HECK YAH!
  Politeley tell them no.
  Say no, then jump off a building.
  Say no, then run screaming back to your house.
  Play dead.

A kitten is being nice to you. Eventually she says that she hates the idea of taking over the world! What do you do?

  Cuddle with her.
  Start creating counter plans with her.
  Ask her for proof.
  Scream out of disbelief,
  Jump off a building.

Your surrounded. You ARE going to die. No questions asked.

  Kill self.
  Scream.
  Ask them if you can jump of a building.
  Don't hurt them and just die 'cause they're too cute.
  Pretend to fall again then die.
  Ask to be a slave.

Supposing you chose to be a slave to the last question.
The war has ended, the kittens rule the world now.
Your owner tells you to go fetch him some milk.

  Get the milk like a good slave.
  Tell him no.
  Run.
  Jump off a building.
  Put a sleeping thing in his milk.

Supposing the world is back to war.
What is your weapon of choice?

  Katana.
  Catnip.
  Mousey toy.
  Weapon? Who could hurt these adorable things!
  None.