Lets start easy...hmmmm....what does MGP stand for?

  Menacing Guinea Pigs
  Mega Go Pro
  Million Great Pegs
  Madd Gear Pro
  Mr Gummy Person

Next up....Phoenix or JdBug???

  Jd Bug
  Phoenix
  Neither
  Dunno.
  WHAT????

Okayyy...A bit harder now...what defines a custom scooter???

  It is exactly the same as everyone elses.
  I bought it on the most popular scooter store on the net under custom scooters!
  I built it by myself with my favourite parts!
  Whats a custom again?
  Duhhhhhh....?

If a ramp starts off going straight down towards the floor what category is it found under?!?

  Straight towards the floor ramp!
  Whats a ramp???
  Ummmmmmmm.
  Vert.
  None. Its impossible.
  None it has no category.
  Bone-Crusher!!!

Enuff or MOB griptape?

  Enuff! It has a cooler name!
  MOB! It sounds WAY stronger!
  I thought enuff was for skateboards....
  Whats Griptape? I forgot.
  Do you put griptape on your grips or your head again?

I will give you a list of scooter brands...Choose the one I made-up.
Here they are:

  Slamm
  Grit
  Lucky
  PROTO
  Blunt
  District
  Eagle-Sport
  Pro-Air
  Blazer

A good scooter costs...

  Zero to twenty five quid!
  Twenty five to fifty quid!
  Fifty to seventy five quid!
  Seventy five to one hundred quid!
  One hundred to two hundred quid plus!

Is District a good brand...?

  Umm...YEP!
  Sure it is...(eyeball-roll)
  Nope...
  NO WAY!!!! It absolutely SUCKS!
  Never heard of it... EVER!

Do you think you're any good at this test...?

  Yeah it's easier than 1+1! lol...
  I could do it with my eyes closed!!!
  It was ok.
  I found it a little hard.
  It was SO hard I bet my answer is 0!!