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The Vampire Test

Find out if you could be a new member of the living undead.
Hate the sun?
Cant sleep?
Fear running water?
Find out if you are a vampire master or afraid of the dark.
There is a graphic for complete losers.



1)

To start of what do you think of vampires.

  I am a vampire!
  They're simply Amazing
  cool
  a bit corny but I dont mind them
  I hate the things
  I hunt vampires for fun

2)

Are you afraid of the dark?

  Yes
  No
  Darkness rules
  I'm fine as long as i have my pocket torch
  Only pitch blackness
  I can see anything in the dark

3)

How much do you burn in the sun

  I Nap in the sahara dessert
  I burn at an average rate
  I melt in mid morning
  I stay red for a few weeks
  I dont burn much
  I burn quite alot

4)

If you get a cut what do you do

  I'd suck the blood until I get to a tap then put a plaster on.
  Nothing beats Other peoples blood but if i'm really thirsty I'll drink my own.
  Run to a tap
  Suck my own blood and then let my super regeneration skills take place.
  Cry and ask mommy for a plaster
  Pass out from blood loss

5)

Who would you most like to meet

  Dracula
  That guy who did the bunny dance
  Those goths from euro vision
  Van helsing
  M jackson
  I have no idols

6)

Whats your favorite food

  Onion bread
  Pizza
  Really Really REALLY bloody steak
  Live rabbit
  Live human
  Cockroach

7)

If you could become a vampire would you

  Yes
  no
  How many times .. I am a vampire
  How many times.. I hunt the things
  Thats a dumb question
  Only if i could turn into a bat

8)

What out of the following is your favorite animal

  Spiders
  Cats
  Kittens
  Bloodhounds
  Wolfs
  Bats

9)

What out of the previous 6 creatures Is the animal you hate the most?

  spiders
  cats
  kittens
  bloodhounds
  wolfs
  bats

10)

Which film would you watch

  Van helsing if i had to
  A modern Dracula if i had to
  Van helsing even if there were other films to chose
  A modern Dracula even if there were other films to chose

11)

Do you like this test

  Yes
  No
  It's good but iv'e seen better
  better than most
  good
  Dractacula

12)

What trait describes you

  Happy
  Sad
  angry
  vengful
  Always thirsty
  Constantly killing vampires erly

13)

Where would you most like to be

  The river ganges
  Church
  A sunny beach
  A slaughter house
  A Creepy Crawlie zoo
  A human slaughter house

14)

What do you want to be most

  Im happy human
  Frankensteins monster
  A zombie
  A Cattery owner
  A Kennel owner

15)

There are 3 things here vampires are afraid of name one.

  Me
  Headphones
  Holiday televison
  The sea
  The sun
  Cats

16)

If you had a contagious vampire change disease what would you do

  shoot myself and hope no one will become a vampire from my body.
  Burn myself
  Live secluded and drink from animals
  Live in the middle of nowhere occasionally visiting villages for a little drink
  Live in hiding drinking human blood
  Abuse my super human powers and create a leigion of vampires. Then take over the world and practise my crazy madman laugh.

17)

Jesus Allah Devil Myself?

  Jesus
  Allah
  Devil
  Myself
  Not telling you
  unlikely

18)

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