Are you male or female?

  Male
  Female
  Uncertain
  Well... I don't think that gender applies

Do you consider yourself more intelligent than your classmates/colleagues

  Yes
  No.. I'm halfway there
  Are you referring to all of my intellectual inferiors?
  Yes, I'm by far the smartest in my class.... In America
  No. I dislike school. Just No.

Do people consider your voice to be weird?

  Well.. Mossman said its fine
  Duh.. I dunno
  Yes.. Quite old bean
  No, why would it be?

Where did the cold war take place?

  Europe, Parts of Asia and the Americas
  Mars, Venus and possibly Earth
  Uruguay and Russia
  America and Russia
  Europe
  Germany. Just Germany.

Which science sets are you in?

  Set 2 mainly.
  What's a science?
  Double award
  Set 1, of course

What is your HomeWork club called?

  Homework! what a joke!
  The desciples of pythagoras
  The North Western Elite club

What is your IQ?

  Failed the test?!
  What? There a test for IQ now???!!!!
  (chuckles proudly) 60 Points!
  (Smiles) 100 points
  Well.. My IQ... erm.. Last time I checked it was 200 points

What is your nickname (Joe name)?

  Haydnator!!
  Maureen
  Gaydn
  Nerd

Who do you hang about with?

  Matthew Mason, Mossman
  My cool Homework club pals
  Friends! (snorts)
  Joe, but just to give me a chance to kill him, of course
  Griffiths, my intellectual equal (chuckles merrily)