A raging storm with lighting is here. What to you do?

  Run into a open feild
  run to a forest with tall trees
  Go have pie
  run to a cow holding up a big metal pole
  go to a metal ladder
  pee

You need to toilet. What do you do?

  Go have pie
  Go to the toilet
  look at your trophy
  pee your self
  watch ur crush sleep

You want to stop smoking, what do ya do?

  Go smoke
  Stop smoking it kills!
  go have a blueberry pie with ice cream
  eat a cigarette
  kill yourself you're soooo addicted

Can you read? (only one right answer)

  Yes
  No
  My mummy is reading me this
  Don't know
  Don't think so
  idc do ya like pie?

Do you have internet connection?

  Yes, how am I on here?!
  Nope
  Pie
  dunno
  i'm using a friends computer
  How should I know einstein

R u still doing this quiz?

  Yes duh!
  Nope I stopped a hour ago
  how should I know?!
  Pie
  noodles
  idc

Are you using a computer/DS to use this cool quiz?

  Nope im so dunce aint allowed one
  WELL DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!
  i dont know
  dont think so
  why shud i tell u?!
  Maybeee

Is this photo of me? -----> -0_0-

  well duh no!
  Yup looks just like ya
  dunno
  maybe
  pie
  Ermmmm why should I care?

Is this the last question?

  Havn't keep count
  Nooo
  dunno
  noodles
  :P
  Yup!!