NerdTests.com Test: How much of a retard are you?

How much of a retard are you?

Dont blame us if your offended, blame your parents

Do you like horoscopes?

Yes
No
I regularly ejacu-late while reading the stars and run my life according to their every word, thank jupiter for his wisdom.

Do you regularly waste your mediocre life on these quiz sites?

Yeah they are A W E S O M E
No (Except for the ridiculous amount of time scouring this site for this crappy test)

ARe you dribbling right now?

Hold on while I wipe my face
Only from my weiner

Do you have to wear a helmet when you leave the cage?

Yes
Of course, Im a space pilot, WHEEEEEEEEE
Only when my dildo obsessed brother is home

If you had to lick any object all day what would it be?

Window
Faeces
Hobos finger
A clowns belly button

Do you model your smile on Steven Hawking?

Yes
Only when Im in my special chair

Do you meed a guardian present when doing this quiz?

Help me mummy
I NEED AN ADULT
No Im too cool

How many fingers am I holding up?

4
12
54
B#

Repeat after me 'Im a moron'

I'm a morron
I'm a maroon
I'm a moomin
I'm too cool to answer this question

10)

Are you a retard?

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No (Yes)