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Can you survive a Zombie attack?

The setting for this test is in a Fishing/ Coastal town in the tropics of Dominican Republic. DO a bit of research for proper testing. Unless you live there, then I can call you countryman.
Now this test is merely to test on how ingenious a person is, and how cautious, and sharp their senses are. And I am using personal experience with guns, items, and so on to mark this test. So if you fail at what I have experienced with, and are not knowledgeable of this, You may not survive. My best word, since I barely know you, Is good luck, and don't let the stinkers bite.



1)

You wake up from your bed, and you see a zombie at near your door. You only have a bed sheet, your bed ( a metal frame bed with wheels) And your pillow. There is no windows. Also answer the strength qeustions truthfully.

  You let the zombie eat you.
  You get up, and try to Shoulder check the zombie.
  You let the zombie come over a bit, but then spring out, and grab its head and smash it on the metal framed bed.
  You get up from the bed, and you push the bed trying to knock over/crush the zombie.
  You let the zombie come a little closer, and try to circumfrence him hastily
  Strength. You have trouble opening doors.
  Strength. You can punch someone and they stumble painfully
  Strength. You can lift the end of a car 3-5 feet off the ground
  Your on steriods. you can lift a one ton Cow off the ground, and suspend it in the air. And yes I said steriods. Like if your actually using steriods.

2)

The zombie is dead, and you hear moans outside. Thankfully, your living room or your house (which has 4 rooms, a cellar, a kitchen, a living room, and your room/bathroom Is basically free of zombies. for the moment. there is one window per room, a door in the living room, and one in the kitchen. What do you do?

  You go into the kitchen, grab a knife and pan, and pysche yourself to basically go old blood and guts on the zombies
  You flip up the tables in the kitchen and living room, blocking the doors.
  You grab the tables, and place the chairs on the windows ( 2 per table.)
  You do 3 and 1
  You run outside, and try to escape, armed with knife and pan.

3)

There is about 20 zombies. You see about 5 on each side of your house. You are either outside, or inside, depending on previous answers. What do you do? ( if you ran outside, answer qeustion 4-6 and if your inside, well thats obvious.) By the way, these zombies can run. And they are as hungry as crap, so they will run fast. (unless injured, and just go on a speculative estimate on how bad some of the zombies legs are)

  You just put your rambo juice on, and hope to hold out (tosterion for us guys, and then what I call demonizing for girls, no sexism ment there. I am just terrified on girls on their menestrol cycle. Who isn't?)
  You get into your room, and get behind your bed. Hoping that you could do insert and out with the bed ( push and crush and retract, and so so.)
  Go into the basement, which has one table, a cooler, and a pool table, with 6 pool sticks.
  Run away very fast, sprinting away.
  Try to fight the zombies all at once, and go Rambo
  Run near a open spot near the wall, and jump up and climb onto the roof and hold out( its a one storey but 7 foot high house by the way)

4)

You manage to kill 7 of the zombies if your in the house, but you got the rest coming. One grabs your foot, and it is missing its legs and torso. Its grip is strong, and its trying to bite your leg. What do you do?



  Try to kick it in the face and hastily riggle it off your foot
  Kick it in the face and stomp on its hands
  Stomp on its head
  Knife its head ( is a little slower then kicking/stomping it)
  Hold out your knife and pay on gaurd while stomping its head

5)

You somehow manage to kill the blasted zombie. But the others are trying to surround you, with 3 gaps in their circle. What do you do?

  Head for the gaps and run away
  Try to go rambo on them
  Run up and smash the heads of the ones closest to one of the gaps
  Run up in a circle, with pan extended, as well as knife, and do a ring around the rosy kill fest while trying to get the gaps

6)

You manage to escape from the ring. But the remaining zombies are now chasing you, and you see 2 coming from another house about 50 feet away. Reminder they run. I don't need to say it, but I will. What do you NOT do.

  You go and hug the zombies
  You run up, and try to veer away from them
  You throw your knife at your foot
  You kiss the zombies, and french kiss them

7)

5 of the zombies are in 4 feet of reach of you. What do you do?

  You stay and fight them, keepign your distance, jumping and lashing at them
  You stay and fight, and go close and personal, hoping to kill them faster
  You keep running, even though your legs hurt
  You keep watch, and pacing with haste, but nto running, keeping gaurd
  You just throw your weapons at them

8)

You manage to break loose from the zombies encounter, and you are now running through the fishers market. You see some zombies, but there is also survivors, some friends of yours ( Your grown up, your parents are dead by old age) That have Makarovs and revolvers, as well as crowbars and harpoons. About 30 zombies are trying to kill them. What do you do? The dock is about 50 feet wide with 5 peirs that stretch out 10 feet, with 4 ships on each, fishign trawlers, with 7 smaller rowing boats, and a sail boat. There is harpoons and fishing gear on the 9 feet from you, but one zombie is near it. There is about 10 harpoons, and 15 hooks with fishing rods. What do you do?

  Go over to your friends and help fend off the zombies
  you kill the zombie quickly, and grab the harpoons, and throw it at the zombies
  You do answer two, but keep one of the harpoons, and go on with a pan and harpoon slicing the remaining zombies while your friends keep firing.
  You ignore your friends, and head to a row boat
  You go to a fising trawlr, that needs both gas and keys, but is mroe havily armoured.
  You go to the sail boat, which will take time to setup, but deosn't need gas or too much manpower once its set.
  You try to swim away

9)

Your friends survive the ordeal, but one of them is bitten, and will turn into a menopausal monkey ( or a zombie...) Soon enough. You have 2 minutes before he turns, and he has his leg badly gashed. However he also has a band of ammo on his head. What now?

  Take off his ammo band, and take it.
  Tell him Hasta Leuga amigo, and shoot him.
  Just shoot him
  Say good bye to him and shoot him. Then take off his ammo band
  Take off hsi ammo band and shoot him.

10)

The rest of your friends discuss which ship to take. You have about 5 hours before the zombies from the larger towns arrive, and you have the trawlers, which require a key and gas, and then the sail boats, which requires sea manship and proper rigging, bailing, and carpentry skills ( Be honest on how you can do these things. Otherwise I will frown on you for being a total arrogant fraud)
Then there is the wee little rowboats, which requires muscular strength. Which do you choose, and what do you do beforehand?

  You search the docks for canned good, and put it on the rowboat(1 hour
  You search for fish and put it on the sailing ship(2 hours
  You put canned stuff on the trawler, but dont find the gas(1 hour
  You go look for gas/keys and canned food for the trawler(5 hours
  You go put canned food on the sailing ship, and set the rigging up.(4 hours
  Are you good at sailing/Rigging skills?
  Are you terrible at sailing/rigging skills?
  Are you neutrel at rigging/sailing skills?
  Just try to fortify one of the ships, and stock food(3 hours

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