NerdTests.com Quiz: Can you survive a zombie invasion?

Can you survive a zombie invasion?

Another zombie outbreak test. I know, I know, there's ALOT of them, but bear with me. Can you survive?

You're sitting at home, watching the recent news on a zombie outbreak. What are you thinking?

I knew this day would come. Luckily, I have weapons, food for weeks and a plan.
Pfft. Zombie Outbreak. Yeah. Knew it was gonna happen, that's why I moved to the house next to my local supermarket.
Outbreak? Not a surprise. I think I had a pistol around somewhere...
Well, that's something you don't hear everyday. I wonder, does my dad's old pistol still work?
Ha, not to worry. I'm a total pro at Left 4 Dead. I will survive this, despite the fact that I have no weapons at all except for a knife...
AHHH WHAT THE HELL, ZOMBIE OUTBREAK!

What is the very next thing you do?

Watch a movie, seeing as all the channels are dedicated to the zombie outbreak at the moment.
Find your dad's pistol in the attic.
Barricade doors, windows, everything according to your plan.
Go to your room and play some l4d.
Barricade doors.
Throw yourself into the zombie horde, hope it doesn't hurt.

While barricading the windows, a zombie comes walking down the street. He probably won't notice you, because there are other houses who have no barricade as of yet. What will you do?

Grab a gun and blow that zombie's head off.
Keep barricading the windows, leave your neighbours to die...
Walk up to the zombie, poke him and say "Hello! Would you kill me, please?"
Barricading windows? What are you talking about, I'm watching a movie / playing L4D.
Screw barricades, I'm gonna grab all the guns and ammo I can take and leave the house, looking for help.

So, you're out on the street because your house caught on fire, because you were stupid enough to <insert reason here>. Luckily, you took all your weapons (if you had any) with you. You look down the street and there are no zombies in sight. What is the very next thing you do?

AW HELL NO, AND I WAS JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF STAR WARS TOO!
Rally 3 of your neighbours (who's names happen to be louis, zoey and bill), run down the street and randomly yell "RELOADING!" and "BOOMER!" Also, keep your ears out for crying and screaming noises.
Hide at a friend / neighbour's house. As long as they have weapons, of course.
Rally other survivors in your street and try to find help. Maybe the army is providing help elsewhere?
Jump into the fire.

You turn around the corner and see about 50 zombies, aimlessly wandering around. What now?

Suicide.
Quietly walk in the other direction.
Ask your friend, "where the hell did all these vampires come from?", expecting him to respond with "they ain't vampires, man, they're zombies!"
Tell your friends to ready their guns, and be ready to blast a way through the zombie horde.
Cut yourself.

A zombie is confronting you/your team. What do you do?

Shoot him in the crotch.
Shoot him in his foot.
Randomly shoot at him.
Give him the finger.
Hug him.
Blast his head off.
RUN LIKE HELL
Convince your friends that it is, in fact, a noob smoker.
Sit on the floor, cut yourself.

It is night and pitch-dark. You / your team enters a building. It is dark and feels empty. The power is not working. Of course, you brought a flashlight. What do you do?

Explore the building with your flashlight up. Check for zombies. When a single sound is made, turn it down and keep extremely quiet.
Explore the building with your flashlight down. If you bump into anything at all, fire like HELL.
Barricade the entrance with anything you can find before doing anything else.
Kill yourself.
Perfect hiding spot for a witch. Do I hear a crying noise?

You are exploring the building and find a doorway. The door is smashed down and lays on the ground. You turn around the corner and can here a slight grunting and moaning. What is your next step?

Run in, shoot EVERY SINGLE CORNER.
Yell "HUNTER / BOOMER / SMOKER / WHATEVER!"
Hit yourself in the face with your flashlight.
Turn your flashlight off. Sneak past the doorway. If the sound grows louder, turn on your flashlight, point it into the darkness in hopes to blind a zombie and blast it's head off.
Fall asleep, dream about pink kittens.
Cry.

There's a stairs. Upon using it, you / your team finds itself on top of the building. Upon peeking down the building to the street, you see massive hordes of zombies running into the building. You know they are heading for you. You / your friend used to work on a near building. You / he knows there is a helipad and a working radio to call help on it's roof, and it is possible to jump 2 roofs to get there. What do you do?

Jump off the building, land in the masses of zombies.
Backtrack (a little), close all the doors, set up a trap in a small corridor in which it is easy to see and shoot any incoming zombies.
Jump the roofs, use the radio to try and contact anyone.
Throw Louis off the building, in an attempt to get the other survivors to rage on you over mic, so you can be a cool guy and put it on YouTube.

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You jumped the roofs and used the radio to call for help. And help is coming! They are sending a heli. But... in the distance, you can hear the zombies coming. They will surely get to you before the heli arrives. How do you defend yourselves?

Jump off the building, killing yourself.
Tell your friends that this reminds you of the first single-player campaign.
Find a door, set up a barricade, upon breakthrough keep shooting. When the heli arrives, shoot your way through and get in.
Get out in the open, and as soon as the first zombie comes in sight, shoot it. Repeat.
Hide in a corner till help comes. Upon being discovered, defend yourselves. Keep shooting!
Find a machinegun and say "Oh man, this is just like Counter-Strike!"

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