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Real Zombie Survival Test

WARNING: THIS WILL BE THE BEST ZOMBIE QUIZ ON THIS SITE. THIS IS A ENCHANCED EXPERIENCE DECIDING IF YOU COULD SURVIVE A POSSIBLE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK IN THE FUTURE.

Here is the story.

Everyone is physced about friday night high-school football. Everyone is going. Everyone at school/work is talking about it. Especially your best friend, whom you are going to a game with.

Your friend just picked you up for the big game.
"You ready?" He askes you.
"(Insert reply here.)"
"Nothing can ruin this night!"
You arrive at the stadium.

Test begins here.



1)

Upon leaving your car, did you leave your windows up, or down?

  Up...not risking a possible break-in!
  Well, it was hot, so I left them down.

2)

In the game, you eat food, talk with your friends, and have a great time. There was an announcement at halftime saying there is a zombie outbreak. You and you friend go beneath the bleachers. All of a sudden, you hear crys coming from the opposite side of the stadium. You, your friend, and the other fans retreat to the parking-lot to escape. In the parking lot, you....

  Hijack a sportscar.
  Hijack a hummer or a pickup truck.
  Hijack a semi.
  Get in your car.
  Walk.

3)

You crazily drive out of the stadium in your vehical of choice. Where are you heading?

  Police station, loads of arsenal.
  Grochery store, food water and shelter.
  The mall. Food, water, shelter, people....right...?
  My house, got everything I need.
  My friend's house.
  Church.
  Military Complex.....Go guns....

4)

You arrive at your destination. You go inside. It is strangley quiet.....do you progress further?

  Yes.....I have to get supplys...gotta....
  I'm too scared!

5)

You progress further into the building. You gather supplies. What do you get?

  Non-perishable food and water.
  First-aid kit.
  Guns.
  Nothing....might be infected....

6)

You get your supplies.

"This place is creepy...."
"(Insert answer here.)"
Your boyfriend/girlfriend you loved all your life jumps out and scares you.
"L-o-l, you were so scared."
"(Insert answer here.)"
Your friend speaks up. "I think my girlfriend/boyfriend got infected.... dang ...anywho, were all here. That's good. (Insert your name here,) do you have all the supplies?"
"(Insert answer here.)"
"Good. Let's camp here for the night...what do we do first?"
Your girlfriend/boyfriend speaks up. "I know what I'm gonna do. Be back later!"
"Wait!" You say.
"Gosh...your girlfriend/boyfriend is independent all right. Well, what are you gonna do?"

  I'm going to check the guns.
  Check food.
  Board up the doors and windows.
  Sleep...I'm tired......

7)

While you are taking night shift, your boyfriend/girlfriend wlaks up to you.
You have a heart-to-heart chat.
After that, your lips start to move closer....

  I can't.....gotta take shift...
  Oh yeah.....

8)

It's morning. You strech out gracefully.... wait ..theres sunlight in the building....I thought I barricade the building...Someone broke IN!

  You run to see if your friend or boyfriend/girlfriend is okay.
  I'm getting the crap outta here!

9)

You see a zombie attacking your boyfriend/girlfriend. They yell. What do you do?

  Shoot the zombie, you carried a gun with you.
  Take down the zombie.
  Try to distract it.
  Well, were screwed.

10)

"What happened? Are you okay?" You ask.
"*trembling* Yeah...I'm okay...But that zombie was your friend..."
What do you do?

  Cry...what else?
  Get the heck out of there.
  Try to board up the windows again.

11)

You upon your decision, zombies attack both of you. You make your way to the roof. You spot a rescue chopper. What do you do?

  Try to signal the helicopter.
  Try to kill the zombies.
  Commit Suicide,

12)

That is the end of the story part of the quiz. Now for reality questions.

How far can you run without stopping?

  300+ yards.
  200+ yards.
  100+ yards.
  50+ yards.
  Run? Who runs?

13)

How much can you bench?

  300+ pounds,
  200+ pounds.
  150+ pounds.
  100+ pounds.
  Don't know....don't care....

14)

Do you have extra fuel cans in your car?

  No.
  Yes.

15)

Do you easily get distracted?

  Yes.
  No.
  I don't know....Ohh! Look! A Chipmonk!

16)

Do you have a weak stomach?

  Yes.
  Kinda.
  No.

17)

Do you eat your veggies?

  Yes.
  No.
  What does this have to do with the test?

18)

Do you drink?

  Yes.
  No.

19)

In what kind of house do you live in?

  A Two story house.
  A mansion.
  A small house.
  I travel...

20)

Did you think the test was better than the others, as promised?

  No.
  Yeah, it was awesome!
  DON'T LET IT BE OVER!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
  Kinda.

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