Elephants or penguins?

  Definitely elephants.
  Definitely penguins.
  I absolutely adore them both.
  I hate them both.
  I prefer goldfish.
  I prefer shelats and tribbles. :) :)

Potato chips....

  ... are very yummyful.
  .... are aweful.
  Potato chips?
  .... are salty.
  ... should be in their own food group.

Sweetish fish....

  ... are very yummuyful.
  ... are aweful.
  Sweetish fish?
  ... are not salty.
  ... should be in a food group of their own.

If someone offered you the job of being Darth Vador, would you take it?

  Isn't he fictional?
  Uh, no.
  I already am Darth Vador.
  Definitely.

Julius Ceasar.

  Was the first Roman emperor.
  Had a nose.
  Was that Roman dictator guy.
  Wore a dress.

Kcops.

  You spelled "cops" wrong.
  That is the most awesomest person's name spelled backwards!
  Cookie!
  Moo?

Tu aime le frites?

  Yes.
  No.
  Huh?
  You blasted French people!

Sporks...

  ... are awesome utensils.
  ... is skrops backwards!
  ... haha.

Do you live in Fantasyland?

  Of course! Where else would I live?
  No.
  No, but where is it located? I'd like to visit it sometime.
  Apples!!!!