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Which South Park character are you?

This test will determine which character you are from South Park based on how you answer.



1)

A random person comes up to you and asks you if you can spare any money, but you have none, what do you do?

  Tell him you have no money
  Freak out on the guy
  Tell him to screw off
  Scream something at him that he doesn't understand
  Keep walking and imagine he's not there
  Other

2)

Out of these which is your favorite drink?

  Soda
  Tea
  Coffee
  Energy Drink
  Water
  Milk
  Other

3)

What color is your hair?

  Brown
  Black
  Blonde
  Red
  Other

4)

Your friends say they will pay you 10$ to snort hot sauce, what do you do?

  Do it
  Say "hell no" then throw the hot sauce in their faces
  Try to convince them it's a stupid idea
  Completely ignore them
  Feel you're under too much pressure

5)

Your friend dares you to run around screaming that you're on fire, what do you do?

  Do it
  Kick them in the balls and laugh
  Say no
  Say that if they pay you you'll do it
  Have doubts about doing it, but end up doing it anyway

6)

A bunch of bullies come up to you and threaten to beat the crap out of you, what do you do?

  Scream for help
  Let them beat you up
  Run like hell
  Threaten to beat them up back
  Run around screaming in random directions

7)

Which of these activites would you rather do?

  Watch TV
  Go exploring
  Eat
  Playing make-believe
  Go bungee jumping / skydiving
  Play videogames
  Watch a movie

8)

If you could sell your soul to the devil for 10 billion dollars would you do it?

  Yes
  No
  Double it then we'll talk

9)

Which of these consoles is your favorite?

  PS3
  Nintendo Wii
  PSP
  Xbox 360
  Nintendo DS
  UGH! I can't decide! I'm under too much pressure!!!

10)

Which of these describes you best?

  Careless
  Calm and cool
  Easily irritated
  Naive
  Follows the crowd
  Doesn't take crap from anyone
  Risk-taker
  Helpful

11)

You're with a group of friends that want to rob a house, what do you do?

  Do it
  Do it, but keep everything you rob for yourself
  Try to convince them it's a bad idea
  Don't do it
  Say you'll do it in exchange for something

12)

You want to stay out late but your mom won't let you, what do you do?

  Accept the fact that you can't stay out
  Try to convince her that she should
  Sneak out anyway
  Say that if she doesn't let you stay out, you'll kill yourself
  Freak out on her

13)

Are you racist?

  Yes
  No
  Kinda

14)

It's 2am on a saturday, what are you doing?

  Trying to stay awake longer
  Sleeping
  Watching TV / playing videogames
  Reading
  Playing with yourself
  Other

15)

If you could kill someone for 10 million dollars would you do it?

  Yes
  No
  I would kill more than 1

16)

Which of these would you like as a pet?

  Dog
  Cat
  Hamster
  Fish
  Bird
  Komodo Dragon
  Monkey

17)

You're being drafted into war, how do you react?

  You fight in the war
  You go into hiding
  You pay money not to fight
  Go to war and betray everyone
  Go to war and be killed in action
  Other

18)

Out of these bands, which is your favorite?

  Coldplay
  Slipknot
  Mastodon
  Paramore
  Slayer
  System of a down
  Tool
  Muse
  Other

19)

You've just arrived at a party..how do you act?

  Stay off to the side
  Center of attention
  Hit on everyone's girlfriend
  Look for people you know
  Wish you were somewhere else
  Other

20)

Last one...Would you do something really stupid if you knew it would make you popular?

  Yes
  No
  Depends

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