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Do you feel the ninja boiling up inside you?
Yes
No
I think that's my lunch
SHORYUKEN!
Wait....what?
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2) |
Do you know what this hand sign means?
Horse
Monkey
Dragon
...That looks like it would hurt.
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How often do you break out in awesome ninja moves?
Pretty much all the time.
Sometimes.
I think I did that once or a couple times.
Never!
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Do you play Ninja videogames/read ninja manga and study up on the moves?
Yes
No
I think I finally got that one ninjutsu down!
Ewwwww. No.
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6) |
Do you carry around shuriken?
Yes
No
I got five in my back pocket!
Chya right.
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Are they REAL shuriken?
Yeah they are! I AM SO NINJA!
...They might be tin foil.
I said NO! Sheesh, back off.
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Do you start yelling out ninja-like gibberish to annoy your familiy?
Yes
No
I'LL DOPPLEGANGER YOU!
What? Do you think I'm that nerdy?
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9) |
Do you think pirates are better than ninjas?
Yes
No
Yeah, pirates have Zolo.
No, ninjas have Kakashi.
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Do you know hand signs to ninjutsu?
Yes
No
Every kind, baby.
Please, this test is NOT worth my time.
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11) |
Why are you taking this test?
To prove my stealthiness!
'Cause my friends don't belevie I'm a ninja.
I can't tell you that! The enemy forces might track me down!
I'm beggining to wonder.
To show it to a bully at school so he'll back off.
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12) |
Yeah, you show that bully.
Huh?
Oh, I get it! A secret attack, eh?
I sure will!
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13) |
So, anyway, do you wear ninja masks/headbands to school or public ever?
Yeah...Funny story behind that, really
No
HIII-YAH!
And ruin my nails? Please!
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The next questions will test your reflexes, okay?
Got-it, cheif!
Whateve'
OHH! MUFFIN!
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15) |
AAAAAAAH
......RUN!
DODGE!
ATTACK!
AAAAAAAAAH
...Big whoop.
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16) |
Tmp tmp tmp tmp tmp
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I THINK somebody's coming!
Attack!
RUN!
...Uh-huh. Right.
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TAK TAK TAK TAK!
I KNOW somebody's coming 'cause tak is SO less stealthy than tmp!
......Panic attack!
Or ATTACK!
I better run!
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18) |
Enough of that. Tell me more about you!
I am ninja
She is ninja
He is ninja, too.
I am ninja
We are ninja
Oh, I beleive that you are ninja, too!
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What would your awesome ninja codename be?
Yes
No
What kind of codenames are "Yes" and "No"?
White Tigar! Or somthing to that effect.
I wouldn't want one.
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Last question! Do YOU beleive that you're a ninja?
HECK. YES.
No
I dunno....I think I feel sick
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