Are you capable of free thought?

  I think, therefore i am
  I have a variety of complex thoughts
  Your Face!
  im pretty avarage
  what?
  bluuuuuuuuuuur, bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur, bluuuuuuuuuuuuuur

Do you over-react when people offer you food?

  Yes, Im often very hungry
  i hate you, and your family
  i get very angry when offered food
  i grab the food and run away with it, screaming "i am a robot"
  i reply politely
  i walk away, food from strangers is bad!!

what do you do when something falls of your friends desk?

  alert friend that he/she has dropped something
  scream
  shout: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
  steal it
  slap friend around the chops
  say, "you dropped your shizzle, my home brother"

when you talk to people, do they...

  generally agree
  generally disagree
  laugh at you
  run away
  look at you in disgust
  im not capable of coherent speech

what do you do when the telephone rings?

  answer it in a normal and polite manner
  i dont
  im not allowed to
  i shout at my mum to answer it
  scream at the person on the phone
  smack the phone very hard on whoever is near until is stops ringing

what class are you / were you in for maths?

  Maths?
  im in fast-track ( i do my maths gcse a year early)
  towards the top
  avarage
  bottom
  learning support (its fun!!)

What is usually on your menu for lunch?

  hot dinners from school caf / office cantine
  sandwiches from home
  whatever i find in the bin
  i dont know, it usually ends up all over me
  my shoulder
  i dont care, as long as its throwable

what do you do in your spare time?

  chill out with buddies
  chill at home
  run around outside (alone)
  dress up as a unicorn and scare whoever passes by
  roll on the floor ( for hours on end)
  sing christmas carols (regardless of the season)

What do you think of this test?

  it was an entertaining way to spend 10 minutes
  it was a real eye-opener
  (insatiable clapping)
  i seen better
  it was ok
  Complete crap!