Vigilante Watchdogs sit at your regional borders with lawnchairs, coffee and firearms. Is this okay?

  Yeah, shoot those foreigners!
  Well... we have professionals for that.
  No, what's the problem with foreigners?

A lethal flu virus is expected to cross the regional borders in the next few days. What shall you do?

  Close the Borders. Stop the imports. Kill the Immigrants.
  What he said, except for the Immigrant part. That's just horrible.
  Whoa, what about are medical imports!? We'll have to keep the borders open.

Is a passport necessary to travel into the region?

  Yeah, as well as a full body search, a five month waiting period and a fitness test.
  A passport is necessary.
  Not at all, come on in !!!

Bigtopia had a terrible year for crops and is in the middle of a famine. However Maxtopia had a fantastic year and has grown a surplus of crops. What shall the delegate do?

  Order the crops to be transported to Bigtopia. This is an emergancy!
  Well, let's atleast make Bigtopia pay for the crops, this isn't socialism.
  Hey, Maxtopia should be able to dump its crop into the sea if it wants to, for all I care!

One of the diplomats is a little too liberal for the rest of parliament. What shall you do?

  We have to respect a nation's decision to send this diplomat. No matter how unreasonable he is.
  Eh, I'll call "Carlos". He'll make this..eh, quick.... (No, he is not your Hairdresser)
  Whoa, no need for THAT yet. Let's just call up the leader of the nation and see if we can ARRANGE something.

Is free trade applied in the region?

  We don't enforce it, regionally.
  We've made strides towards it in parliament.
  Of course.

An interregional railroad is suggested by a diplomat. It appears to be a good idea for trade. Your opinion?

  Yeah. Go for it.
  I don't think it will happen, some nations are pretty suspicious of each other...
  Won't ever happen.

One nation will not trade its rare and exquisite basket weavings. A diplomat has a radical plan involving Opium, addiction, and eventually trade.

  Hmmm...sounds like a good idea. I love my baskets!
  Well, maybe we can figure something else out.
  Ah, leave them and their baskets alone.

Religious advisors of different religions are attending the same regional assembles, some conflicts arouse.

  If one nation puts faith in that religion we need to respect that decision.
  I'd send these "advisors" to the nursery and let the REAL diplomats talk.
  There can be advisors. But only one religion. How about a little game of "russian roulette"?

Some nations are refusing to have their land mapped; they’re suspicious of old enemies. As delegate, what shall you do?

  We can't have random grey spots on the regional map. That would be embarrassing.
  Eh..we don't need a map. We'll let these old superpowers keep their egos intact...today.
  Use Google Earth to finish the map. Screw them.