is this test about pie?

  no
  yes
  maybe
  whats my motivation?

is this a shark?

  yes
  no
  maybe
  i still have no motivation

do you have motivation now?

  mah-habana-shnable-flable
  gimme a walrus and I will
  what is this motivation you speak of?
  i just let out a fart the will soon destroy the world with its sheer largeness and smellyness.

do you like pancakes?

  yeah we like pancakes
  no, not really
  walrus pancakes are good
  STILL SQUIRRELS

Do you like french toast?

  yeah we like french toast
  no, not really
  walrus?
  whats a squirrel?

THEN THE FRENCH HATE YOU!!!!!

  what are you talking about?????
  *step back slowly and call the police to take this question to the looney bin*
  okie-dokie then.
  my walrus died of hunger. im sad :( i have no more motivation.

a monkey takes your ice cream. what do you do?

  slap it and challenge it to a battle of super ultra nerdy card game and beat him woth your mega-super nerd combo
  eat the monkey and feel too full to eat your ice cream, but eat it anyway and explode
  throw snails at it
  i pooted

yes??

  no?
  HUH??????
  my head is asplode. im not finishing this test!
  im a happy hipo

no???

  yes?
  HUH?
  okay....... i bet you just left the looney bin
  HAPPY HIPO HELICOPTER FIRE ATTACK