1)
Have you ever chased a butterfly?
Yes
No
2)
While in the middle of a conversation?
Yes
No
3)
Do you continually interrupt yourself while speaking?
Yes
No
4)
5)
You are sitting in class. Suddenly you notice a shiny object across the room. Do you:
Go chase it.
Ask permission, then go chase it.
Watch it to make sure it doesn't go away, then chase it when you have an opportunity.
Ignore it.
6)
Are you a ninja?
Yes! Hi-yah! (starts somersaulting around the room)
Yeah
No
7)
Are you a pirate?
Yes! ARRR!
yeah, sure
No
8)
Are you a pirate-ninja?
Heck yes!!! ARRR-HI-YAH!
Hey, that's cool!
No, leave me alone you sick weirdo!
9)
Have you ever been called weird?
Yes
No
10)
In public?
Yes
No
11)
By your friends?
Yes
No
12)
Have you ever worn a costume and makeup, then gone through a drive thru and enjoyed the cashier's expression?
Yes, it was the best day of my life
Good idea...
No!
13)
Do you spontaneously break into song?
"I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!"
Sometimes...
What, do you think I'm weird?
14)
Do you have conversations with yourself?
Yes
No
15)
Do these conversations leak out into the spoken world?
Yes, and I need to do the laundry and get gas, and...
Sometimes... *whistles innocently*
I don't talk to myself!
16)
Choose "yes" as the answer.
Yes
No!
Why?
17)
Butterfly!!!
Excitement!
Happiness... butterflies are pretty
I hate butterflies and all things happy.
No emotion... what, are you crazy?
18)
How would you respond to this question:
Yes
Are you?
Sanity is only in your mind. (haha, that was witty... good job, self)
No
19)
Do you like bright colors?
Yes
Sometimes
No.
20)
Would you ever consider wearing butterfly/fairy wings to school/work?
Yes, I do it every Tuesday.
Sure I would! Who wouldn't?
Hmmm... interesting idea
No, that's just weird.
21)
Do people around you frequently have no idea what you're talking about?
Yes
No
22)
Do you speak quickly?
Yes
No
23)
Canyoureadthissentencewithoutreallytrying?
Yes
No
24)
Do you find that you need plenty of "quiet time" to be calm and sort out your thoughts?
Yes
No
25)
Do your parents/friends enforce above mentioned "quiet time"?
Yes
No
26)
Do your teachers have a special "look" for you when you're being too weird?
Yes
No (I'm in denial)
No
27)
If you could be any type of plant, what would be your favorite day of the week?
One that ends in "y".
Friday.
What?
28)
You see this image:
Oooooooh, pretty!
I want to touch it
That's a nebula, right?
So what?
29)
Do people hit their heads against the wall when you speak?
Yes, frequently
Occasionally
No. I'm normal.
30)
What pet would you like?
Cat
Dog
Parakeet
Dragon
Purple spotted miniature pony
31)
Have you ever considered dying your pet's hair?
Yes, it turned out pretty well.
I thought about it, but didn't.
Keep your insane hands off my Snookums!
32)
Are you one of "those people" on the bus? You know, the ones who sing "99 bottles" "The song that never ends" and such?
Yeah, we've got four part harmony on "99 bottles of diet cherry vanilla Dr. Pepper with lemon on the wall"
Oh yeah!
No, I hate people like you.
33)
Once upon a time there was a time that thought he didn't have enough time so he decided to bounce away through time until time was all gone, but then he was gone too.
Yes, it was sad, but ironically funny at the same time.
I think I got most of it...
*frantically dialing 911 to report the crazy folk*
34)
Has a teacher/employer ever told you that you will be in an insane asylum in the future?
Yes
No
35)
If you could have any of the superpowers below, what would you choose?
Able to turn lights on and off with my mind
Able to open doors with my mind
Able to type with my mind
Able to levitate dishware with my mind
Able to levitate chickens/poultry with my mind
36)
Do you wave at strangers out of the windows of your car?
Yeah, its one of my favorite driving games!
Sometimes... it's pretty funny
No, what if they got mad and thought I was weird?
37)
Do you spontaneously do things that come into your mind? ie: dance, turn somersaults, make strange animal noises, etc?
Yes
No
38)
Do you want to do well on this test?
Yes
No
39)
Why?
To prove I'm more random than someone else
To prove I'm random
To get the cool random banner at the end
To read the questions and get ideas for fun stuff to do
The voices in my head tell me to.
Sheesh, I already said no!
40)
Do you chase light lint? (the dust particles that float in a directed beam of light)
Yes! The pesky things keep escaping me!
Yeah, I'll swat at them
No
41)
Do you like Monty Python and other such humor?
OH YEAH! Spam, spam, spam spam,..
Yeah, its funny
I think it's stupid
42)
Why do you think you are random?
Yes.
Because I do weird things sometimes
The bunny rabbits told me so.
I'M NOT RANDOM!!!!
