What is your favorite holiday?

  The one with presents!
  BANANAS RULE!
  The one with the big fat jolly guy one
  MONKEYS LIVE IN THE ZOO!!!
  If I was a monkey, I would kill all the pirites!!!

Do you feel like a monkey?

  Yes
  No
  Shut up! I'm a pirite. Pirites hate monkies!!!
  I don't feel like one because I am one!!!
  BURGER KING HAS THE BEST PIE!!!!! IT TASTES LIKE BANANAS!!!
  I'M ON A ROLER COASTER!! WEWEWEWEWE

You are a pirite!

  Yes!!!!
  is the guy from the monopoly a lawer? He looks like a salesmen to me.
  COOLEO!!
  PONY POOP! I'M A MONKEY YOU STUPID TATER!!!
  French fries come from Mexico not France! Who came up with that?!

What is you favorite animal?

  UNICORNS
  Turkey cuz you eat it every year.
  Winnie the Poo.
  MONKEYS MONKEYS MONKEYS ROCK THE HOUSE!!
  Me

This is the last question.
Please comment.

  Yes!!! Party at my condo. WOHO
  Deck the halls with balls of holly fa la la la la la la. Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la lala la la
  I wanted to know if I was a monkey!!!
  AAAAAAAAAA!!!!! The Roler Coaster did a loopty loop!
  MICHEAL MYERS IS BEHIND YOU RUN!!!

Just kidding!
Ha Ha Ha

  Sorry guys party later. :(
  MAN
  Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas to all and all a good night.
  Is it over yet. Sorry I took a short nap at the first question.

What is your favorite movie?

  King Kong cuz he is a monkey and they rule!!!
  Dont have a Tv so cant answer those questions.
  Those are baby movies. I like pirites of the caribian the octopus one!!!
  Why do they call it Winnie the Poo when it has nothing to do with poo now i get it he is a whinie ok i get it now.

How do you feel being a pirite?

  I like chocolate milk!
  Ausom!!
  I TOLD YOU I AM A MONKEY YOU FAT WALRUS!
  Cooler then a cold summers day after globle warming!

What is this look like to you?

UU
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  An old man with mental issues.
  A MONKEY
  I would say it is a piriet eating a monkey or the other way around.
  Someone eating a very spicy peper.

Can you eat a hot pepper and not drink a liquid for an hour?
Try it now or imagin what it would be like.

  Sure but I have to puke afterwards.
  No
  No but I can balance 100 books on my head for a year
  ????????????

Why are you taking this test

  cuz i wont two
  board hey look a butterfly how fun is it to see a butterfly fly. ahh.
  ARG I'm a dill pickle named bob hand over me jar o pickles ARG
  Shut Up I'm watching the Sponghead Squarepickle!!!
  Wheres my jar of pickles foo! :0

The quiz is over!!!

  O No i'm not falling for that again
  No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Partys back on guys WOO HOO
  Remember that rolar coaster yah it's over Wawawawaw
  I'm a forin exchanged student qua shing fua fua ching shua shing shua keeeee!!!!