Are you a boy or a girl?

  Boy
  Girl
  Neither
  Both

How long is your hair?

  1 inch or less
  5 inches or less
  10 inches or less
  20 inches or less
  60 inches or less
  More

What does this make you think of: Jabip

  You're crazy!
  Some place.
  Some book.
  My butt.

Do you pee out of your finger?

  Yes
  No

How many heads do you have?

  1
  2
  3
  65239

What happens when you fart?

  People stare at me.
  People dive for cover.
  People are blasted backward.
  The earth is doomed.

What is 2+2?

  How does this tell if I'm human?
  4
  16
  OMG, ths scs
  Hork wuk mep

How do you say hello to someone?

  Hi.
  Yo.
  Yello?
  Kick them.

Are you human?

  Yes
  No
  What the heck? This test is supposed to tell me that!

Is this question 11?

  Yes
  No DUH!
  You people are stupid.
  No.

In what position do you sleep?

  On my back.
  On top of someone.
  On my stomach.
  With my head up my butt.

Are you single?

  Yes
  No
  No, I have 51322 spouses.

What is the answer to this question?

  Yes
  No
  ???

Question 16 is false.

  Yes
  No

Question 15 is true.

  Yes
  No

Will you show people your score?

  Yes
  No
  Yes, but I will have to travel back to my home planet.