Do you think you're cool?

  Yes
  No

How old are you?

  Under 10
  10-20
  21-30
  31-40
  41 or older

Are you in a special program for smart kids?

  Yes
  No

How many movies have you seen?

  What's a movie?
  Under 20
  Under 50
  Under 100
  Under 500
  I lost count

Do you wear glasses?

  Yes
  No

Do you know what screwing/getting busy means?

  Yes
  No

Are your initials AP?

  Yes
  No

Is math your favorite subject?

  Yes
  No

Solve this equation:

n^2-b^4/7n(355/113)arctan(22)/314xy

where:
n=1
b=2
x=your mom's weight in pounds
y=the fortieth root of seven

  What?!
  What do you think I am, a nerd?
  3216545676516
  SCREW YOU!
  All things come in time.
  Depends on the coefficients of xy in this case

Is your face purple?

  Yes
  No

Have you said "YO mama/face" in the last 24 hours?

  Yes
  No

Does pi appeal to you?

  Yes
  No

Does pie appeal to you?

  Yes
  No

Why are you taking this test?

  Because I made you
  Because you wanted to
  SCREW YOUR MOM!
  Why should I tell you?