When your squirrel eats the selfie you took with Abraham Lincoln for the 17th time, what do you do?

  well just take another selfie
  eat your computer of course
  live the rest of your life as a elephant
  play a song by Elvis Presly on the piano

What do you do if you run out of takis?

  buy donuts
  call the tooth fairy maybe she has extras
  steal them from your snake while it hibernates
  well if ya don't have takis then it's pretty much the end of u. i mean they don't sell them just ANYWHERE

what would happen if your troll would NOT stop asking you riddles?

  call Dora
  lock him in a dark room in your extra banana house where you keep your oranges
  buy a dragon on amazon
  run and move to a cave with unicorns

what do you WUV more than anyfeeng?

  the golf hole b/c that's where i store my foreign tea
  cuppy cakees! yayee!
  idk i hate everything. even... bunnies! i plan to take over the world!
  just stop asking me so many questions! what iz this, a quiz or something?

who is the girl above?

  well obviously that's the evil gurrl from drake and josh
  hahaha... cat from sam and cat... hahaha her hair is beautiful
  omg ineed water i have been stuck in the Sahara Desert for too long... wait... that's just school...
  Cat Valentine, the one that likes bibble, and purple giraffes

new pic: is the girl above the same girl from the previous question, the gurl with the red hair?

  another year i haven't sang a song. now i'm a lonely bird
  justin bieber. sike well i don't know. who even watches t.v these days
  cats hahahah! im allergic to them and also to the silver platypuses
  Yes if you don't believe me Ariana Grande is the same red headed adorable girl from Victorious and Sam and Cat!

i farted!

  quick save the technology before it's too late!
  Darn it the wifi connection is badd...hey, your farts aren't letting the wifi work! u evil person!
  Me too. I just love to fart. Do you love to fart? I love it! Let's fart again. C'mon C'mon
  TAKE COVER!!!! EVACUATE THE MAGICAL RACECAR BEDS!

WHAT DOES THE WORD "INSANE" MEAN TO YOU?

  omg no! Patrick is knocking on my window again!
  my bacon-flavored bacon melted because of you!
  well you should know. you are insane..
  WHAT DOES THE...

what is this thing? where am i?

  hey it's the new dora 5000! COOL
  i knew you were trouble when you walked in...
  it's going to eat me! save me NOW.
  ...FOX SAY?!! ladandandabibing

well you can leave now.. bye..or stay (: muahahahaha

  ok... cool gotta go take the cat out of the washing machine! he must be so clean!
  Me: ok morris we gotta go! Morris: meow! Me: NO MORRIS, IT'S TIME TO GO!
  yay... The Thundermans is on! More pretzel time!
  wow these pancakes are really spicy...