Hi there!!

  Uh, hi?
  Boring
  Does this involve cookies?

There is something wrong with this question. Tell me what it is.

  What question?
  Huh?
  That's your problem.

Should you take a bath?

  No
  Yes
  Why do you care?

Is this cute or what??????

  Omg it's ADORABLE!
  Uh, is it... Cake? No, no, it's... A pie!
  What?

Derpy cat says ok

  Derp derp
  ADORABLE!
  Hello goodbyee? :3 :>

-_- -_-

  *cough cough*
  Say that again? I couldn't hear you over the coughing.
  I'm allergic to dust.

Do you like cats or love them?

  Love them!
  What's a cat?
  No
  Like them
  Give me some cheese, I'm getting bored.

Don't feed your cat chocolate, it's poisonous to them.

  Ok
  What's chocolate?
  Ok

Picture

  Is that supposed to be a question?
  Ok
  Ok