Do you think you are a ninja?

  PEANUT BUTTER!!!
  Yes
  no
  I already know I am one.
  Why would i want to be a ninja?
  Im not a ninja im a pirate!!

What is your favorite ninja weapon?

  Ninja star
  Katana
  Your own farts
  a gun
  A fireball that comes our of your hands.
  I dont like weapons because they are dangerous.

What is your favorite ninja animal that fights with you?

  Dragon
  Panda bear
  A rat
  a dolphin duh!
  a tiger
  an elephant you loser!

How many pirates do you kill every day

  None I dont kill people its not nice.
  Shut up queen I am a pirate
  1-10
  10-100
  ONE BILLION!!!
  Seven on the weekend

What clothes do you where?

  Popular clothes duh you stupid butthole
  Black stealthy looking ones
  I dont wear any
  short shorts and a muscle shirt
  a tuxedo
  Pirate clothes

Are you or have you ever been a pirate?

  Yes
  No
  I was a pirate 100 years ago when I was young and foolish.
  Of coarse not
  No pirates are my sworn enemy
  If I was a lepord I would play tennis!!!

Can you do a backflip land behind a pirate and slice their head off with a katana?

  Yes
  No
  Yes but instead of 1 backflip I can do 1000 backflips.
  Who could that is so impossible not even jackie chan can do that!
  I am a pirate you are making me angry little girl!!!!!
  I could if I truly tried.

What ninja clan do you serve in?

  Ninjushio clan
  The belly button clan
  Im not in a clan im in a club.
  What the heck is that? Probely FOR LOSERS
  Hyubushi Clan
  The miohfGUyGUTRHKHF^DHGFI(UT Clan!!!!!!!!!!!

What rank do you think you got?

  Pirate
  Master
  POSER!!!!
  True ninja
  Apprentice
  I have no idea!!!