1) Ok, first thing first, do you have a tendancy to stand up and sing "BANANA BANANA POTATO MUSH!!!"?

Yes
No
*stands up* BANANA BANANA POTATO MUSH!!!
Now why would i want to do that?
Gyuk!

2) Does anybody ever call you strange?

Never been called it before =D
Only occasionally by friends
Its how people greet me, u got a problem?!!??!?!?!?!
So many grapes, y there so many grapes, grapes are evil

3) LLAMA!!!

DUCK!!
YAY LLAMAS!!!
What?
I think you will find that llama is a word forbidden on planet Xoplophis. Ha! I bet you didnt know that genius!

4) If you see a shiny thing, what do you do?

Shiny thing??? Where, WHERE! PLZ TELL ME WHERE!!!!!!
I would calmly get up than skip along to it.
I would probably look at it for a while then ignore it.
Completely ignore it, it is simply a reflection of the sun. hmph
Woogywwogy DING DONG DING DONG quack!

5) Is this question 5?

Yes
No
I dont know! yaaa.. *shoots self*
who u callin short???

6) What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

(careful, this is worth ALOT of marks)

Poo
42
1079
3
To be kind and peaceful
WORLD DOMINATION! NAYAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

7) How often do you run around the village screaming about the end of the world?

Never
sorry, what was that, i just got back from running around the village screaming about the end of the world
Why do you ask?
Only if the magic purple elephant tells me to
i only do it because it makes mummy proud
sometimes

8) Do you use your legs to walk?

Yes
That is just plain stupid, i use my shoulders.
No
I would if somebody gave me 1p to do it, now THATS alot of money.
Of course i do.
why wouldnt i?

9) Do you converse with sheep on a regular basis?

Yes
No
baaaaaaaaa
Sheep say OINK!
Only if i was forced at gunpoint you madman

10) Would you use another test made by Cheesey Inc.?

(does not affect score)

Yes
No
Of course!
NEVER!