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The Arnold Rimmer Test

Rimmer, Rimmer, Rimmer... A sniveling insignificant fish of a man who cannot even kepp himself in check...
And you want to know how much like him you are? Well it's a smegging good thing I have made this test, hehehe.
Also I still apologise for the kinks in the system...
And now for the test... And his picture


1) Hello and welcome to the test! I am Sollus, the creator of this test. for the first question: what was Rimmer's nickname at school?

Ace
Bonehead
Smeghead

2) Look at this puppet:
What is the name of this wierd penguin thing?

Mr Pecky
Mr Flimble
Mr Flibble

3) Imagine being in a bedroom with Yvonne Mcgruder, (A woman Rimmer had a one night stand with one night) What Type of food would you eat before making love?

Vanilla ice-cream with chocolate sprinkles
A plain cheese Pizza
A large italian pizza with extra olives
Scary looking chicken soup

4) (For this question you must at least have a mild Red Dwarf knowledge at your disposal) What is the name of the closest thing Rimmer has for a friend?
Here's a clue:

David Lister
The Cat
Kit Fisto
Michael jackson

5) What would you shout to your crew members if you were hiding from a T-rex in the cargo bay?

We're doomed!
Oh well...
We're finished!
Did I leave the iron on at home?

6) During the earlier seasons... Rimmer was a hologram because he had been killed in a radiation leak. Now he has a sign on his forehead that shows he is a hologram. What was the sign?

The letter "H"
The letter "R"
A sign that reads: "Do not step through me, I am a hologram."

7) Before Rimmer died in the leak- what were his last words?

Beetroot Soup!
Gespatcho Soup!
Why?
Oh Bugger!

8) During his days of living- He was trying to replace an old military action from the space corps with one of his own. What was he trying to replace?

The standard salute
The standard tango routines
The standard chicken soup recipe

9) In the episode: "Quarantine". What was the answer to Dr Lanstroms's riddle to rimmer? "What's dead, and dead, and dead all over?"

You...
Somebody...
Your mother...
The chicken soup machine...

10) And for the Final question: Will you show your cool rimmer graphic to your friends even if they call you a useless gimboid?

Yes, but I will tell them that I got somebody else's
No, I will hide it
Yes, I will be proud of my Gimpness


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Test by: Sollus The Warlock [ edit ]

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