1) Do you think you're cool?

Yes
No

2) How old are you?

Under 10
10-20
21-30
31-40
41 or older

3) Are you in a special program for smart kids?

Yes
No

4) Are you able to diss people?

Yes!
YO MOMMA!
No
What's a diss?

5) How many movies have you seen?

What's a movie?
Under 20
Under 50
Under 100
Under 500
I lost count

6) Do you wear glasses?

Yes
No

7) Do you know what screwing/getting busy means?

Yes
No

8) Are your initials AP?

Yes
No

9) Is math your favorite subject?

Yes
No

10) Solve this equation:

n^2-b^4/7n(355/113)arctan(22)/314xy

where:
n=1
b=2
x=your mom's weight in pounds
y=the fortieth root of seven

What?!
What do you think I am, a nerd?
3216545676516
SCREW YOU!
All things come in time.
Depends on the coefficients of xy in this case

11) Is your face purple?

Yes
No

12) Have you said "YO mama/face" in the last 24 hours?

Yes
No

13) Does pi appeal to you?

Yes
No

14) Does pie appeal to you?

Yes
No

15) Why are you taking this test?

Because I made you
Because you wanted to
SCREW YOUR MOM!
Why should I tell you?